Last Comic Sucking

I was “shocked” that redneck dickwad Jon Reep was picked over Amy Schumer last Wed night on Last Comic.

Reep looks and sounds like a reject from Blue Collar TV. I don’t know why he didn’t try to latch on to Foxworthy & Co., he’d probably already be a star. Nothing Reep pulls out of his corn-pone hat will surprise Larry the Cable Guy fans…maybe that’s why he scraped by.

I’m biased towards Schumer since she’s supposedly only been doing stand-up for two years. Her comedy is sharp, cruel and distinctive. It doesn’t matter that she’s impossible to like…she’s funny, and pound for pound, better than Reep.

Had Schumer made it to the Final 3, between her, Fat Blackie and G. Dee I have no idea who would win. They’re all take ’em or leave ’em.

TV “reality shows” are always rigged in the sense that while the audience does have input (we can’t ever tell if their polling data is accurate or even real) it’s chickenshits in suits hiding behind the one-way glass that ultimately call the shots.

Had there been racial riots in the past year, Fat Blackie would be a shoo-in to win.  If it was 2008 and by some horrible anti-miracle Hillary Rotten Clinton was already President, perhaps Schumer might’ve made it.

If I had to place a bet, I’d say Reep might take the whole thing.  His broad-based brainless Hee-Haw trumps Dee’s too-rarely-funny bits, and there’s no way someone as ginormous as Fat Blackie would ever be made a star.  Don’t hate me, I’m just the messenger.


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