Quoticle – “Sssssssssssss!”

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope.

~ Arabian Proverb

Damage Report

Been readin’ my old AHA writins’…they’re not awful, but most are bloated, in need of leaner editing. The few fiction stories are OK, they’re edited to the bone. Other pieces were amalgams of emails I’d written to Howington. Sometimes he added his own twists, but I let it slide with the rants.

My body of work is jaundiced, not good overall, but I’ve had my moments. For me, Anti-Heroart was mainly Howington and Motel Todd, with Gary Goude and me thrown in for good measure. It went as far as it was going to go and now it’s done.

I worry that it’s still out there on the web. The clever 21st century employer googles all potential employees. Though I’m not Black I’ve written the word nigger and meant it, especially towards myself. That won’t matter to these cowards. They’re terrified–like everyone else–of lawyers and bad press. No one would hire anyone admitting to typing the word nigger and meaning it in any context.

For a conservative, image and message are more important than they should have to be, because 98% of the media is rigged against you. You are the bad guy getting in the way of all their fun and you’re branded a racist for even mentioning race. The right-wingnut will forever be on the defensive from these clowns who deny their bias to this day.

Imagine any of the last 10 Presidents saying, “I’m proud of my race.” It would scare the hell out of everyone. It just scared you.

So this blog is more than a useless gesture, it’s a way of enforcing my quest for higher goals. There’s no turning back or going back, the Rubicon has been crossed long ago.

Who wants to make a living or a life without bringing themselves along?

Self-expression is an ultimate price.

another stupid (stolen) survey

[01] Do you ever wonder what your ex’s are up to?

They don’t know me.

[02] Have you ever been given roses?

No.

[03] What is your all-time favorite romance movie?

Up Your Ass # 7

[04] How many times have you honestly been in love?

Once.  The rest were dishonest.

[05] Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?

I believe only in Coffee Mate, I just don’t use it.

[06] What’s your current problem?

My cup runneth over.

[07] Have you ever had your heart broken?

Not permanently.

[08] Had a Long Distance Relationship?

I suppose it might qualify.  

[10] Do you believe the statement, “Once a cheater always a cheater”?

Yes.  If they left him for you they’ll leave you for him.

[11] How many kids do you want to have?

For which meal?

[12] What is(are) your favorite color(s)?

Why be prejudiced?

[13] Where do you shop the most?

Grocery store.

[14] Do you believe you truly only love once?

No!  Thanks to Viagra.

[15] Imagine you’re 79 and your spouse just died, would you get re-married?

I feel 79 now.  Was my spouse rich?

[16] At what age did you start noticing the opposite sex?

Early.  I just haven’t done anything about it.

[17] What song do you want to hear at your wedding?

Play polka.  I won’t be in attendance.  

[18] Do you know someone who likes you?

No.

[19] Do you like anyone?

No.  I like looking at one or two of them.

[20] Do they know you like them?

See 19.

[21] Are you currently in love?

No.

END SURVEY

Hail the longbeards

Guessing what kind of dividing lines would occur in a future American civil war scenario is pointless.  Due to the dualistic nature of humans all of the fractured forces would eventually form two sides, those for and against the federal government.  Long before that conflict, factions will have to fight for overall supremacy.

Liberal-run cities like New York and LA would be the first destroyed.  Liberals believe the State is Almighty (and all-knowing).  Three days without water or electricity is enough to prove who’s zooming who.

Liberal-run cities are like quilts missing patches for serious issues like illegal immigration, gang warfare and wasted government monies, while the other patches are plates of iron:  fascism reserved for those who respect and obey laws.  To wit, anti-smoking laws.  Stupid laws breed contempt for all laws. 

Limited war with Mexico is also of concern.  Open borders and the failure to adopt a single language means the end of a nation.

I see no reason to expand speculation this at this time, because let’s face it, barring a few longbeards up in the hills, no one is really expecting civil war, anymore than Lost Angelenos are expecting huge earthquakes to hit tomorrow (which they can).

In another salute to the longbeards, none of us flatlanders are ready for the First Wave, either.

First Wave?  I don’t know exactly what it is, other than my catchall term for both the first attackers and victims of a violent revolution.  Perpetrators are likely to be an enraged minority–racial, idealogical or  likely both–while the victims will be anyone from old folks hooked to IVs at the Home to teens playing Halo 3 when a Molotov comes crashing through the glass door.  Victims will include those who have never fired a gun or bothered to ever buy a small First Aid kit, people caught totally off-guard, that’s the First Wave.

It doesn’t have to be minorities that trigger the First Wave.  What if Granny sees drug war stormtroopers raiding the house next door, flips out and picks two of them off with a .38?  They kill her back, it’s caught on video and by morning the police station is a smoldering ruin amid rioters.

The strangest thing about the First Wave will be how little it takes to kill off large numbers of peeps because they will refuse to unite with anyone:  they’re the self-absorbed consumerist “rebels” and discount-thinkers of our age.  Only when the Second Wave begins will we see the beginning of local organization and self-imposed martial discipline.  By then the numbers may be too small to matter.

What a glorious future awaits.  All hail the longbeards; maybe they can use a poet.