another stupid (stolen) survey

[01] Do you ever wonder what your ex’s are up to?

They don’t know me.

[02] Have you ever been given roses?

No.

[03] What is your all-time favorite romance movie?

Up Your Ass # 7

[04] How many times have you honestly been in love?

Once.  The rest were dishonest.

[05] Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?

I believe only in Coffee Mate, I just don’t use it.

[06] What’s your current problem?

My cup runneth over.

[07] Have you ever had your heart broken?

Not permanently.

[08] Had a Long Distance Relationship?

I suppose it might qualify.  

[10] Do you believe the statement, “Once a cheater always a cheater”?

Yes.  If they left him for you they’ll leave you for him.

[11] How many kids do you want to have?

For which meal?

[12] What is(are) your favorite color(s)?

Why be prejudiced?

[13] Where do you shop the most?

Grocery store.

[14] Do you believe you truly only love once?

No!  Thanks to Viagra.

[15] Imagine you’re 79 and your spouse just died, would you get re-married?

I feel 79 now.  Was my spouse rich?

[16] At what age did you start noticing the opposite sex?

Early.  I just haven’t done anything about it.

[17] What song do you want to hear at your wedding?

Play polka.  I won’t be in attendance.  

[18] Do you know someone who likes you?

No.

[19] Do you like anyone?

No.  I like looking at one or two of them.

[20] Do they know you like them?

See 19.

[21] Are you currently in love?

No.

END SURVEY

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