Since the Student Loan Usurers are raping me Deliverance-style every month, I decided I might as well blow what’s left on things that might actually help get me out of this mess and make life bearable, so today I made my most expensive voluntary purchase of the year by mail-ordering…a small word processor with a 6-line LCD screen.
No email, no internet, not even a clock: all you can do with the “Word-Maker” is WRITE, and maybe use it as a paperweight.
I need it because the lure of the regular craptop is as powerful to me as alcohol or sex is to others. The internet has become a huge distraction and liability, a gobbler of time that, for me, is better spent writing.
Will I produce good writing on the Word-Maker? Who cares, I’ll produce a hell of a lot more; I’m not worried about quality right now.
What makes the new machine worthwhile is the ability to upload text from it to a real computer for editing later, making the Word-Maker a Creation Engine only.
Creation is my ticket out of here.
Friday, 16 November 2007 at 8:35 pm |
Word-Maker? Ever heard of a pen and steno pad or Big Red Chief tablet? Damn, dude, talk about wasting yo few funds! Me and Todd is gettin’ FUCKED up, niggo!
Saturday, 17 November 2007 at 1:11 pm |
I know what I’m doing: taking a dollar amount equal to 2 months of “D.H./Todd” beer’a’ceuticals.
The Word-Maker has a 30-day money-back on it. The cocksucker Student Loan people do not. I’ve got nothing to lose but my mind, and plenty to gain in time well spent.
P.S. “niggo”?