T-Day

Thanxgetting was a whole lot of mild nothingness with some good turkey thrown in.

I’m supposed to feel grateful, but I don’t.

I feel bad to be trapped, but not bad enough to do anything about it.

When you fall from 1000ft and hit the ground or other hard surface, the water inside you is still traveling at 120MPH.  Your body explodes like a water balloon filled with meat, liquifying.

Have a nice Turkey Day.