Christmas Forever – A One-Act Poem

“Was Mrs. Claus ever young and hot? She’s always 80-years-old in the imagery.”

“Eighty and baking cookies.”

“Didn’t Santa get any good pussy? Was he always old?”

“If Santa was young, all he’d do was chase women.”

“He has complete control of space-time, like the Jap on Heroes.”

“Old, young, Santa doesn’t need to make excessive demands of the Missus. He’s got the Naughty List. “

“And the elves.”

“How tired is Mrs. Claus of jokes about Santa’s ‘Magic Candy Cane’?”

“Elf pussy? Holy shit. We better stop now.”

“Fuck it, I know what list I’m on. Might as well be a coal miner.”

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