BASTARD children deserve no ice cream

It’s hard for me to explain how much I hate children, as a group. I used to be a Latchkey “counselor”: any kind of romantic notions about what it means to be a child or saving the children or children being the future was wiped out.

What is a child to me? Someone smaller than a normal useless human but requiring additional attention. These days children are spoiled little shits and one of the reasons I hate smoking bans is because disciplining a child with a burning match isn’t the same as a lit cigarette.

Just kidding. Understand that I would happily kill all adults who abuse children, but children themselves remain vortexes of time, attention, money.

If you treat kids like miniature human beings, they’ll turn out all right, but you know, you’re going to like some children more than others if you treat them like people.

Nobody dreams of having ugly children, attractive children are preferred…this is a major source of trouble.

I would love to see the BASTARD stigma reborn. I want unwed mothers (“breeders”) to feel real shame, and their bastard progeny to remind them every day how they fucked up. Also, unmarried sperm donors (they are not real fathers except in the eyes of the law) should be stigmatized and made outcasts.

Fun fact: James Smithson was a bona fide English bastard and was so furious at being denied social status, he gave his money to the United States, which founded…the Smithsonian Institute. See, if England then had had no stigma-shame about bastardhood like America does now, we would have fewer cool museums.

Anyways, I never want anything to do with women who have children. Haggard, bitchy, tired, enslaved and a pussy like a pup tent.

I hate everyone so just laugh it off, no one cares what anyone else thinks.

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2 Responses to “BASTARD children deserve no ice cream”

  1. paul Says:

    I agree with you there mate! I fucking hate kids too – little bastards – the parents are worse. They let them get away with everything – no respect in the world these days – I hate to think what the world will be like in 10 years. Oh yeah, no more MILFs for me either – fuck them.

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