Phone call, 10PM

Hello, may I please speak to Mr. Gerald McRaney?

Gerald, I represent a concerned group of private citizens
who wanted to ask:  ‘How are you doing?’

That’s good to hear! No, we’re not fans of your work, we just wanted to know if you were all right.

Oh. We pooled our monies to hire a private investigator to acquire your home phone number. It’s unlikely we’ll call again.

Gerald, it’s been great conversing with you but I’ve got get going on my report to the consortium. Have a good evening.

Sleep well.

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