Archive for January 24th, 2008

Plato and Women

Thursday, 24 January 2008

Plato was the only man in history who wanted to keep things “strictly Platonic” with the ladies.

One of his favorite pick-up lines was, “Hey baby, you can make it with Plato!”   It never worked.

Women back then had better excuses for missing a date.  Ancient Greece only had dial-up:  if it was cloudy they’d blame the sun-dial.

This concludes our lesson.