Plato was the only man in history who wanted to keep things “strictly Platonic” with the ladies.
One of his favorite pick-up lines was, “Hey baby, you can make it with Plato!” It never worked.
Women back then had better excuses for missing a date. Ancient Greece only had dial-up: if it was cloudy they’d blame the sun-dial.
This concludes our lesson.
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