Archive for January 26th, 2008

You must be jelqing!

Saturday, 26 January 2008

From wikipedia, with additional editing:

Jelqing is a method to increase penile blood pressure with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. This technique, also called “milking”, involves wrapping the thumb and index finger around the penis while semi-erect and repeatedly drawing them away from one’s body to force blood into the glans, thus encouraging more vascularity in the corpus cavernosa and associated tissues. Whether jelqing actually works or not is a subject of controversy.

There is no “controversy”!  If playing with it made it longer every man would have a fire hose down there by the age of 15.

I’m now drinking large quantities of skim milk, hoping they will act as some kind of brain bleach.