Did shrooms the other day. Rather it was just one shroom, a bulbous stem. I ate him with a bite of chocolate.
Rather than go outdoors to “commune with Nature” I stayed right here online, my natural habitat.
In case anyone wanted to talk to me, I put up a picture of Shiva…
…but all Shiva did was waver slightly.
So I tried Summer Glau, the new Terminator…
Nothing. Finally, Kali…
Again, nothing! A trifecta of disappointment! When the Blue gods and a sexy Terminator don’t have time for you, fuck it, go do something else.
I think people who boast of seeing wild shit while shroomin’ are as full of shit as the shit that shrooms grow in. I’ve done it a few times, and while it does affect your mood, other than a slight wavering I never hallucinated or saw anything fantastical.
Tags: hallucinations, hallucinogens, kali, mushrooms, sexy terminator, shit, shiva, shroomin', shrooms, summer glau, terminator, tripping
Friday, 30 May 2008 at 5:13 pm |
You didn’t see shit because you only took one. Try taking an 1/8 oz and then tell me you didn’t see shit or just had a slight increase in mood.
Friday, 30 May 2008 at 5:16 pm |
I’d eat a shroom the size of a loaf of bread if I had one. Being a loner who avoids people decreases the odds of meeting a friendly shroom dealer.