Shroom Fail

Did shrooms the other day. Rather it was just one shroom, a bulbous stem. I ate him with a bite of chocolate.

Rather than go outdoors to “commune with Nature” I stayed right here online, my natural habitat.

In case anyone wanted to talk to me, I put up a picture of Shiva…

Image and video hosting by TinyPic…but all Shiva did was waver slightly.

So I tried Summer Glau, the new Terminator…

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Nothing.
Finally, Kali…

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Again, nothing!  A trifecta of disappointment! When the Blue gods and a sexy Terminator don’t have time for you, fuck it, go do something else.

I think people who boast of seeing wild shit while shroomin’ are as full of shit as the shit that shrooms grow in. I’ve done it a few times, and while it does affect your mood, other than a slight wavering I never hallucinated or saw anything fantastical.

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2 Responses to “Shroom Fail”

  1. Yusef Says:

    You didn’t see shit because you only took one. Try taking an 1/8 oz and then tell me you didn’t see shit or just had a slight increase in mood.

  2. meatlights39 Says:

    I’d eat a shroom the size of a loaf of bread if I had one. Being a loner who avoids people decreases the odds of meeting a friendly shroom dealer.

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