Quality Movie Quotes

“Who the FUCK is this CHERRY?”

–Henry Silva regarding Steven Seagal in Above the Law


“BULLETPROOF, asshole!  Just like yours!” — Fraker, evil gang leader, rising to the occasion after being shot by Charlie Bronson  in DEATH WISH 3

“I could dance with you ’til the cows come home. Better yet, I could dance with the cows ’til you come home. (beat) Oh Christ, I’ve come!”  –Matt Rayner, pretending to teach dancing to toweled coeds in Ski School

“I want your eyes, PIG!  I WANT THEM!”  –Night Slasher in Cobra

Shooter McGavin: “Stay out of my way, or you’ll pay. Listen to what I say.”
Happy Gilmore: “Yeah, why don’t I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?” 

“The Matrix cannot tell you who you are.”
(Trinity to Neo)

Dumbass teen:  “Hey, it’s okay. We can help you.”
Freddy: (slashing teen’s throat) “Help yourself, FUCKER!”  —Nightmare on Elm Steet 2

“You are all my children now!”  Freddy —Nightmare on Elm Steet 2

“Yessir. The whole world’s gonna know about it. Starlight Starbright:  the place where Alex and Maggie left for the STARS!” – Otis (a Magical Negro) –The Last Starfighter

“They killed the Giggler, man.  THEY KILLED THE GIGGLER!”  –grieving gangmember, DEATH WISH 3 (one of the greatest comedies of all time)

“End of line.”  MCP  in Tron

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