I didn’t know much about Eliot Laurence Spitzer pre-scandal. Now I know he’s another Red and an arrogant prick, he tried securing driver’s licenses for illegals, his wife is totally hot (what a dumbass for cheating on her) and he looks like Gollum from LOTR.

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While Spitz isn’t a finook hebephile, he should step down. Many are happy to see him go.

As for prostitution, it should’ve been legalized a century ago. Between escort services and the intarwebs, it practically is in some places.

Some guy who works in construction called in to a radio show today and explained how dropping 8 grand now for a call girl for his supplier saves his company $120,000 in material costs over the year. It’s the downside of living in a culture of commerce; vagina is just another commodity, a cost of doing business.

Now you know why so many ugly, useless products make it to the shelves while the good stuff falters. I couldn’t tell you which was better betwixt Blu-ray and HD DVD, but seeing how things played out, it’s evident Blu-ray’s backers had the better hookers.

I feel bad only for Silda Wall Spitzer, brainy lawyer wife and no slouch in the Looks Dept.

Anyone who makes someone who looks like this

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look like this

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deserves bad things happening to them.

Poor Silda looks like I just told her I loved her. Ha ha ha ha ha.

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3 Responses to “Spitzer/Gollum”

  1. Digital Howie Says:

    Well, the dumbass did resign, finally. I don’t understand the psychology of these top politicians and religious “leaders” who stray to the hooker pussy. Don’t they realize they’ll be caught? Or are they so confident in their strides they believe anything they do won’t matter to the public at large? Since I’ll never attain such status as these fools have I’ll never know, unless the Learning Channel does a docustudy of this phenomenon.

  2. meatlights39 Says:

    Power corrupts.

    And what pussy is worth 5-8 grand an hour? NONE.

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