“It’s hard being a broke badass”

The banks won’t give me a motorcycle loan so
I’m working
on getting a motorcycle gang loan.
I’ve already got the logo:

a pink teddy bear
sliding down a rainbow
offering yellow roses
to a smiling buttterfly.

I really need that loan.

Without it we’re just a bunch of guys
walking around making engine sounds.

 

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