Informing my 3 readers

The internet is a digital opium den of death. It’s pure sickness, wasting what little free time I have on here clicking around, learning very little about people I hate or otherwise don’t care about and events that hardly affect me while the seasons slide by and the only woman I want is married and masturbating with a showerhead while I sit here defeated, in total despair.

Next week I’m staying off-line except for a few minutes a day for email.

At the end of the week, I’ll post whatever I’ve written.


One Response to “Informing my 3 readers”

  1. Digital Howie Says:

    Yes, the Internet Tubes are hard to stay away from, as you hope to find some gold amongst all the rubble. You wake up and realize you’ve stayed in the chair for 3 straight hours. But at least the Danny Donkey comic rocked. Ban people is right.

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