Funny as Hell youtube comments

I’ve been sitting on these for some time, letting the collection grow like magical crystals made of excrement. They’re funnier without context; I’ve mostly forgotten where I found them. Horrible spelling has been left intact.

I used to steam with envy at the two doofii who created youtube and got half-a-billion each from google. Now I think they were underpaid. As this blog makes some people feel better about their own lives, so the subnormals on youtube make my day every day. We begin…

I enjoy things that are not this.

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take your filty black hands off me Nigger I love that line and im black—

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YOU SUCK GREAT BIG GREASY DONKEY NUTS

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Hey..we all need a hobby…..and mine is to come in here and drag your sorry ass throught the pig shit.

You love it, and you know it.

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You suck at grammar. You suck in real life too. Also, you’re not funny.

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Kids talking about bloodshed. This is twisted, but for some reason hilarious…it’s like watching a bear maul someone. It’s horrible, yet somehow hilarious.

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LOL ANGRY PEOPLE AND DEAD BABIES ? Im going to jerk off now =D

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for the record it would have been funny if she had been skiny, but seeing those fat cankles go up in the air was just gravy.

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It’s supposed to be a dream. A really freaky dream. Like she ate a couple of sausage pizzas by herself freaky.

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people like this just have mental issues. it’s not natural to broadcast inner feelings to the known world.?

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You’d be hot, but your nose is like..wow
Fix that

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I’m surprised you can say anything at all, considering America’s cock is in your mouth.

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go rape a llama and take your ego with you

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shut up, youre a pussy, you hide behind the safety of the internet to insult… well guess what its fucking cowardous. So shut your little mouth, grow some balls and get rid of your fucking vagina. woman.

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That’s it…just go back into your balloon fortress…

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When you are truly ready to communicate with somebody on an intellectual level, give me a call. Until then, enjoy living out your grandmothers basement spankin the ham to anime.

P.S. your mother sould’ve swallowed you.

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it wasen’t ment to be coherent, it was just a bunch of statement thrown into a pile of retards, fuck yous and cunts

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Yes!!! Oh my god could you imagine pig hunting with this?!?!?!

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i wana stick my cock in the exhaust YA DIG

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I just broke my keyboard in rage

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some people should not have cameras if they don’t know how to contribute anything worthwhile. This is such an example.

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Don’t bother replying, the internet exists for the sole purpose of conveying what I think.

Quoticle – Now would you get in a car with this man?

“When someone abandons himself to being a victim, he’s gonna have to be one.”

~Edmund Kemper

On many days I simply don’t give a shit

Been wandering the web aimlessly lately. I don’t want to get into it now except to say for every murderous muslim cocksucker there appears to be a gang of apologists and appeasers to justify–there’s no more apt word–to JUSTIFY the evil of the death-cult killers. These fools could just have easily ended up in the crosshairs as the next infidel, and yet here they are, defending the shitbirds.

You can be the most vile piece of shit and commit heinous acts, but those deemed insensitive or politically incorrect are treated even more harshly.

It’s a terrible world.

For no particular reason I watched the 12-part youtube docu about mafia killer-for-hire Richard Kuklinski, “The Iceman”, an equal-opportunity murderer. It was not uplifting. Then I watched a docu about Richard Ramirez, The “Night Stalker”, a craven piece of shit the fucking cops whisked away from mob justice. I’ve been an atheist (and now a tepid monotheist) but with these horrible serial killer bastards running around I understand why anyone would doubt the existence of any god, at least a caring one.

My own life is in the shitter. Not really, but it is. Too much shit left untied, unsaid, while other shit is done sloppily. The past weighs like an anvil on my scrotum. I just hate people and can’t seem to shake the feeling that I’m right. I can’t even get the fucking lesbian at work to come eat tacos (ha ha) with me. And no, I don’t want to fuck her, that’s why I can talk to her.

I don’t know if there is such a thing, but there appears to be a dread balance to the world. Things steadily improve but the horrors that counterweigh the good grow heavier and heavier. Smallpox is eradicated, here comes the AIDS. A dictator dies and he’s got 8 bastard sons to take his place. On the rare occasions Good triumphs it’s quickly buried and forgotten so that the next round of fools must needlessly live the same nightmares. I’m so very fucking annoyed with this planet. And there’s work tomorrow, I won’t have another day off till Monday. Work is hell, all work is, but being out of a job is worse (except for the first 20 minutes of waking up).

On many days I simply don’t give a shit. And by “days” I mean “years”.