MORE Funny as Hell youtube comments

Ah yes, more random funny as hell youtube comments. In Shakespeare’s day, the crowds of rabble didn’t hesitate to throw rotten tomatoes, cabbages and other things when the play sucked ass.  Our modern rabble, er, critics (barely) type instead of throw.

Youtubers are barely a level above real tubers, that is, potato heads.  I include myself in that anonymous crowd of rabble with 55-gallon drums of venom and nowhere to go but to the keyboard.

The human race is insane.  It’s why God didn’t bother to make the Bible make sense.

As usual, horrible spelling has been left intact.

 

I think we’ve all been the lord of darkness at some point in our lives, I’m about to reach that stage

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This video has urged me to defecate in space.

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sadly, this is not the only time dairy products have been rapped about.

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I hope this guy gets paid good, cause i wouldn’t do this unless i was either drunk, or so high i losted half of my brain.

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can you take of you bakini?

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boomerangs are for people who don’t have friends.

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i thought the story was so simple it was almost insulting to the audience. the special effects were like dangling keys in front of a dog.

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Shut the fuck up you degenerate piece of shit. Your generalizations due little to compliment your intellect. I know quite a few roofers who could buy your house in full and use it as a toilet.

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When I was little, I got raped by puppets too. (smile)

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I would like to hire the Angel Force to clean my apartment. It looks like they do a good job.

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When I was a kid I wanted a monkey and a semi-tractor.  Now as an adult I just want someone to play with my monkey as a semi passes.

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They need to put warnings on the box about how good this new pizza is. I just spent 20 minutes cleaning jizz off my keyboard after I tried the new recipe!

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I wish I could coment on this. but I do not want to make a mistake.

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I now envy the blind and def.

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he has a really nice tan. i’d wear his skin around my apartment for sure.

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that almost better than tits

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u sir, are and idiot.

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White muggers? Is this science fiction??

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AT LAST!  A MOVIE ABOUT TALKING DOGS!

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I wonder if her dookey is different colorss? Hah, who am I kidding, girls don’t poop.

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That poor, poor ottoman. I don’t even know gay men that do this…

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i still find it hard to understand why people with an IQ of 5 manage to make millions of dollars by doing jack shit

So this butterface walks into a bank…

Gets a job, gets fired, then sues her former employer, claiming she was fired for being “too hot”.

Couldn’t care less about this individual.

I’m sure Playwhore has already made an offer.

If you’re high like me right now, go watch the “slideshow” of this broad, but only after clicking this link.

The ship rock…

“I don’t condemn people. I leave all judgment to Jah. We don’t condemn the individual, we condemn the system. There are those who live in evil and think it is right. For instance now, a Rastaman sit down and smoke some herb, with good meditation, and a policeman come see him, stick him up, search him, beat him, and put him in prison.

Herb grow like yams and cabbage. Just grow.

Rasta seh, it is good to think good of yourself and others. Inspiration come straight out of Jah, mon. Yea, mon. The ship rock, but we still steady.

Rum mosh up your insides. Just kill ya, like the system. System don’t agree with herb because herb make ya too solid. Y’see? So the devil, he no like it if ya stay conscious and clean up your life. For devil see ya not guan fe do fool thing again. Yes, Rasta! Herb is the healing of the nation.”

~Bob Marley