“Everybody’s got plans…until they get hit.”

I wouldn’t mind if the world ended December 21, 2012.

My life is pretty much over.  Humanity keeps doing what it does best:  learning nothing.  The primary 2012 theory is that a planet called Nibiru will collide with Earth.  I can picture this happening, with the rogue planet shouting, “I’ll fuck you till you love me!” like Mike Tyson.

You’d think I’d be happier about getting laid, but…I’m not.

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