Onward, Suri Ward!

Wanted to return to shit-ass blogging with something absolutely useless and mundane.  

Here it is:  

That’s right.  Character actor Fred “Remo Williams/Henry Miller” Ward looks like the real father of Suri “Last Samurai” Cruise, the not-so-adorable, spoiled rotten offspring of Tom “Xenu’s #1 Disciple” Cruise and overgrown elf Katie Holmes.  

Sure beats the alternate theory:  THE KID’S FUCKING CHINESE AND NO ONE ADMITS IT. 

Tags: celebrity, Did I mention no one gives a shit?, Fred Ward, Katie Holmes, no one gives a shit, rubbish, Suri Cruise, The Last Samurai