Harry Doody

England, you’re being fundamentally transformed, and not in a good Autobot way. Please keep this retarded asshole on YOUR side of the pond.

I’m not jealous of Britain’s answer to Ralph Malph so much as being offended he even exists at all.

The most offensive part of the dipshits’ party wasn’t nudity, coke or weed, it’s using magic mushrooms–the psilocybin gateway to higher consciousness–as a party drug.

Fuck it, just hang them all. I’m already tired of talking about this.