Archive for the ‘Quoticles’ Category

Quoticle – Hey, what happened to my tin horn?

Sunday, 24 August 2008

“I don’t want to get any messages saying, “I am holding my position.” We are not holding a god-damned thing. Let the Germans do that. We are advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy’s balls. We are going to twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all of the time. Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the enemy. We are going to go through him like crap through a goose; like shit through a tin horn!”

~General George S. Patton, Jr.

Quoticle – Happy Fadda’s!

Sunday, 15 June 2008

He was more to be envied than pitied, for his sleep was not a lull or an interval but sleep itself which is the deep and hence sleeping ever deepening, deeper and deeper in sleep sleeping, the sleep of the deep in deepest sleep, at the nethermost depth full slept, the deepest and sleepest sleep of sleep’s sweet sleep. He was asleep. He is asleep. He will be asleep. Sleep. Sleep. Father, sleep, I beg you, for we who are awake are boiling in horror…

~Henry Miller Tropic of Cancer

Quoticle – What people aren’t

Friday, 6 June 2008

People are not their thoughts, they think they are, and it brings them all kinds of sadness.

~Socrates from Peaceful Warrior

Quoticle – Let None Expect

Friday, 2 May 2008

Relentless I forgive no man–whoever sins dies–I will have that man’s life;
Therefore let none expect mercy–have the seasons, gravitation, the appointed days, mercy? no more have I…

~Walt Whitman, “Chanting the Square Deific”

Quoticle – the good old daze

Monday, 7 April 2008

wow…hip-hop sucks now. I yearn for the days when people had something to care about besides nutting on the towel.

~ former rap appreciator on youtube

Quoticle – Fair Trade

Monday, 31 March 2008

(Upon lending a dollar to a pregnant woman with large teats)

You can pay me back when you’re lactating.

~ meatlights39

Quoticle – What is owed

Sunday, 23 March 2008

“I owe Him NOTHING!”

~ Reply of a friend’s father, whose wife of 40+ years was taken by cancer, when questioned why he went fishing Easter morning.

Quoticle – mastering

Friday, 14 March 2008

The older I get the more I realize I’ve enjoyed most of my masturbation experiences a hell of a lot more than the real thing. Trying to coordinate anything with other people is a chore, even sex.

~ Motel Todd

Quoticle – You see it all the time

Saturday, 8 March 2008

The appalling thing is the degree of charity women are capable of. You see it all the time…love lavished on absolute fools. Love’s a charity ward, you know.

~ Lawrence Durrell

Quoticle – Nothing

Friday, 7 March 2008

God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.

~ Paul Valery