Posts Tagged ‘bad sex’

California Penis Kitchen: 1-1

Friday, 30 April 2010

All right, it’s really California Pizza Kitchen but that didn’t cause you to visit.  I brought home their supermarket chain thin crust BBQ pizza (don’t ask me which one I don’t remember).  WAIT!  Look at the link, next to the pie it says THIN AND BEAUTIFUL, two things I ain’t and sure as hell won’t be after eating the entire thing in one shot, which I did.

BBQ was Delicious as in ‘I’ll-box-a-kangaroo-with-bare-knuckles-for-another-one’ Delicious.

The one CPK failed at was their limited-time-only cheeseburger pizza.  Eh. Too much dill overpowering the other ingredients, didn’t care for it, altho  there’s really no such thing as bad pizza or bad sex, except maybe in prison.

You’re one and one, California Penis Kitchen.  Until the next time I have 8 bucks and a day off you’re off the hook.