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Saturday, 20 May 2017
Here’s something meeting the legal definition of obscenity: George W. Bush aka Bush 43 aka Dubya, who took up painting as a hobby, made a book of portraits of veterans wounded in wars he’s responsible for prolonging and the gay kenyan muslim for losing.
I supported the Iraq war because for 12 years saddam was a disruptive asshole who thumbed his nose at the world and whose antics were no longer tolerable after 9/11.
The issue which was never addressed before, during or after, was what to do with Iraq once saddam was eliminated.
The correct answer was to make Iraq a US territory divided into 3 states and ruled with an iron fist, while seizing enough oil to pay for the whole thing.
None of that happened. We never achieved (or declared) victory, unless you count neocons’ Endless War Welfare Program for the enrichment of the “Defense” Department as winning. (Even filthy proto-SJW communists against “all” war deserve partial credit for their opposition.)
The year we truly lost Iraq was 2005, when we let Iraqis make their new government an “islamic democracy” when no such thing can exist. islam is sharia, sharia is islam; there is no “moderate” or reasonable version of sharia. If the USA honored the Second Amendment with the same inflexibility as sharia, we’d have open carry in all 50 states (and way less crime).
There’s little else to say, except a repeat of the conclusion of the first paragraph: Republicans prolong wars they have no intention of winning and democrats lose winnable wars on purpose.
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Monday, 29 February 2016
This is an informal analysis of this Rubio ad, whence Recucklican* Establishment dillholes accuse Trump of not being serious.
“Marco Rubio is a foreign policy expert.”
Rubio isn’t expert enough to recognize countries hoping to survive need strong borders. No need to guess what he’d do as Preezy, he’s already on record for an attempt at amnesty.
“(Trump) praises Putin.”
Trump praises Putin the same way Putin “praises” obozo.

Trump and Putin is a case of ‘Game recognize game.’ Trump can acknowledge the midget k-g-wannabe’s success without being cuckolded and ignored like obozo. Putin will get exactly ONE chance to come correct before President Trump writes his ass off.
“(Trump) doesn’t know what our nuclear triad is!”
How is this an effective selling point? It’s like some guy marching into a bar, pointing to another guy sitting on a stool and shouting, “HEY EVERYONE! THIS GUY DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT QUANTUM MECHANICS!”
Fuckface Rubio doesn’t know what a BORDER is.
No one cares about nukes anyway. They won’t be used, not even by kooks like pakistan and n. korea. The most plausible nuclear attack would be by muslim shitbags detonating a suitcase nuke in the heart of NYC (most likely supplied by iran, supplied by obozo.)
“(Trump says) he’ll be neutral on Israel…”
Assuming this is true, Israel could use a neutral breather after 8 years of being ignored and attacked by the active muslim enemy in the White Mosque. Unlike progmerica, Israel’s government looks after its citizens’ safety and survival.
“Trump claims he knows about China because there’s a Chinese bank in one of his buildings…”
Trump is a global negotiator and expert businessman. Though he’s ‘set for life’ he has thousands of employees counting on him to keep his empire profitable and growing. Trump has to deliver while obozo does not, as the latter has magical dark skin and a treasonous media protecting him.
Do you you think Rube-io or obozo knows more about the way the world really works than Trump? The Chinese bitches
sounded off this week over a Trump Presidency. They’re scared, and they should be. Red China is run by an evil regime that murders innocent people only with rice in the background instead of soviet vodka.
“We can’t have a president who knows nothing about foreign policy…”
obozo’s already proven that, we’re now disrespected the world over and our enemies have all gained ground. We are paying iran billions when they should be nuked instead.
Trump cannot be a bigger disaster for America than obozo. The last 8 years have been bad for America. Our economy sucks, the border is wide open and racial hatred has exploded, fueled by the White Mosque.
When We The People voted the commie bastards out, their Recucklican replacements did NOTHING to stop the jug-eared tyrant. They failed us at every level. And now punkass Rubio-boto thinks he’s going to win on some vague promise that he knows how the world works? AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
CAN’T STUMP THE TRUMP.

TRUMP 2016
Make America Great Again–because right now, things are fucked
*Recucklican: n. portmanteau of Republican and cuckold; a fake conservative/crony capitalist who stands for nothing and falls for everything schemed by democrats
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Tuesday, 23 February 2016
Would any socialist weenie around the world care to explain why the United states, with its greedy for-profit health care system, must take in “victims” made sick from their own irresponsible behavior when health care is a “right” and “free” everywhere else in the world?
Some possible answers:
1) Americans like contracting STDs, including lethal ones
2) Americans enjoy having their tax money lavished on foreigners who have paid nothing into the system and arrive as Takers
3) obozo is trying to further sabotage the Amerian health care system
4) a certain corrupt political party (rhymes with emocrat) needs more insta-voters.
I’m going with (3) and (4).
obozo’s marxist capo HHS secretary ran the numbers and explained in the Federal Register that, ‘The results are not economically significant, i.e. more than $100 million of costs and benefits in a single year.’ In other words, the cost of welcoming in aliens with these STDs will be below $100 million every year,” said the CIS report.
Government-to-Reality Conversion rate: 100 million = 800 million
The obozo criminal syndicate is already responsible for every American harmed by an illegal invader; don’t expect them to worry about bringing in more disease along with crime.
TRUMP 2016 — MAKE AMERICA SANE AGAIN
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Monday, 22 February 2016
Nothing to get excited about that obozo would take a jab at Scalia.
obozo is such a narcissistic prick I doubt he would have interrupted his busy BasketGolf schedule and multi-million dollar taxpayer-funded vacations to attend even karl marx’s or saul alinsky’s funeral. Remember, this jug-eared anti-American dope sat in the pews of “reverend” wright’s hate-Whitey “church” for a quarter-century, then dropped him like a hot coal when the non-liberal media raised a single eyebrow.
I’m glad obozo didn’t attend Scalia’s funeral, he would have felt very insecure around a man who–even while dead–is his superior in every way.
Then over here we have Dick Van Dyke, who no one remembers except for being aikido-thrown by an ottoman, with an URGENT MESSAGE for you all. (When you’re 108-years-young every message is urgent and every word could be your last…)
Can anything more ridiculous than an obama-voter-turned-bern-bern buffoon warning anyone about how the Emperor wears no clothes?

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Wednesday, 17 February 2016

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Wednesday, 10 February 2016
Around mid-December of last year, an article showed a mural in tehran which “mocked” the USA with a parody of Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima with modern US soldiers raising the flag on a mountain of dead muslims.

How is this a mockery? THIS IS THE DREAM.
Today this article appeared:
Iran Publishes Pictures of Captured U.S. Sailors Crying

The picture is real but the date is inaccurate. The weeping sailor was photographed on January 20th, 2009, the day sworn enemies of America hijacked the White House.
Don’t believe me?
The Obama administration, including Secretary of State John Kerry, has praised and thanked Iran for the way it treated the captured sailors, who were released by Iranian authorities the following morning.
What a joyous day for the country when these communist pricks and twats are removed from power.
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Friday, 5 February 2016
“Christian” Barack hussein obozo visited a mosque, probably for the 80 millionth time, but this is “news” because it’s the first time (actually the second) an American president lowered the esteem of the office catering to the shit-cult of islam.
“The face of terror is not the true faith of Islam. That’s not what Islam is all about. Islam is peace.” –George W. Bush, shortly after 9/11
Didn’t you libs say Bush was a fuckin’ dummy? For once you’re right (and in no danger of getting used to it). islam is peace like steak is vegan.
Possibly Lord BigEars timed this obscene visit to offset the latest news that the economy (still) sucks under his ‘rule.’ Possible but unlikely. The power-obsessed left isn’t interested in the results of its asinine policies, they crave only “proof” (to whom?) that they “care”, just like they “cared” Detroit into bankruptcy and poverty.
More likely, The Prophet’s Puppet is trying to divert attention from Trump’s ceaseless ass-kicking of what democrats (and establishment cuckservatives) mistakenly call ‘reality.’ Americans want strong borders, the removal of illegal third world trash and–get this–a President who loves America. Wow! What a radical concept!
Let’s ignore for the moment that it’s the kenyan doing the (self)-promoting of a ‘faith’ alien to 99% of Americans.
Nobody–and I mean NOBODY–thinks muslims have made some kind of significant contribution to America, other than terrorism and higher taxes.
W. Churchill had it about right:
“How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy…there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity.
“The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property—either as a child, a wife, or a concubine—must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men.
“Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities…but the influence of the religion paralyzes the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world…Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith…were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science—the science against which it had vainly struggled—the civilization of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilization of ancient Rome.”
THERE IS NO ‘MODERN, ENLIGHTENED’ ISLAM ANYWHERE. islam is on the same primitive level as ku klux kristianity which degrades women, children, gays and, of course, Jews.
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Saturday, 9 January 2016
One thing I love about obozo, he’s only surrounded by ass-lickers and therefore thinks he has the rest of the country fooled. The Supreme Narcissist dares to accuse others of being paranoid.
“The United States was born suspicious of some distant authority…”
No, obozo, the Founders divided government’s power in thirds because it feared our OWN government’s authority. Though the federal leviathan is not working very well these days with the activist Supreme Joke and coward GOP congress, in a year you’ll be gone, a talkshow irritant whose reign shall only be remembered as the most visible failure of affirmative action. President Trump has his work cut out for him.
So, there’s no reason to be concerned about an out-of-control federal mafia?
EPA, FDA stocking up on body armor during President Obama’s watch
Watchdog: Feds paid Amtrak worker to spy on passengers
“The OIG determined that over a period of 20 years, the DEA paid the Amtrak employee $854,460 as of January 2014 for information that was available at no cost to the government in violation of federal regulations relating to the use of government property, thereby wasting substantial government funds,” the OIG wrote.
Needlessly spying on citizens AND wasting money at the same time?! THAT is government efficiency!
Mark Kelly, the obozo shill married to Gabby Giffords (another victim of armed left-wing nutjobs) innocently asked: “So, I would like you to explain with 350 million guns in 65 million places, households, from Key West, to Alaska, 350 million objects in 65 million places, if the Federal government wanted to confiscate those objects, how would they do that?”
For an astronaut, Kelly sure lacks imagination.
It’s not impossible for the federal mafia to reduce the number of guns to insignificance. Remember, half the American people are already sheep and would turn in their guns if commanded. Another crossover segment would turn in guns voluntarily for a federal gun buyback program. obozo burned a trillion dollars on a scamulus with nothing to show for it, do you think the federal mafia can’t print another worthless trillion and offer $5000 for every gun? It’s funny money, folks, 1s and 0s.
Another portion of the “free” will turn in their armed neighbors for monetary awards and even now the obzoo crime syndicate is using “Executive Orders” to allow it to seize guns from whomever they deem “crazy” (a favorite tactic of communists).
Finally, looking ahead 30 years or so, drones will have made the entire world a surveillance state. There will be almost nowhere to even hide a firearm. Once the micro-drones report an illegal gun (that is, any gun not controlled by the government) humanoid robots controlled by distant soldiers will go house-to-house to collect it by force. Surrogates wasn’t a great movie, but this 30-second scene (click to play) shows how it could work. Instead of “pilots” flying drones over Iraq from Texas, it would be guys anywhere commanding disposable humanoid soldiers.
Long before the robot uprising, man will enslave man with electric eyes and golems.
Have a nice future! And remember: only the paranoid survive.
(Ongoing Honorable Mention to the Cankles Crime Syndicate. Still can’t shake those emails!)
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Saturday, 18 October 2008
DISCLAIMER: I’m telling you straight up, I’m voting for John Sydney McCain III and Sarah Louise Heath Palin and this post reflects that POV. If you’re going to vote for Barack Hussein Obama, remember to vote on November 5th. Or be punished with a baby.
REGARDING BOTH MEN: I’m disappointed neither said much about freedom, optimism and America’s unique greatness during this election. I’m extremely disappointed neither man said anything about the Constitution and limiting government power. At least with McCain there’s an inkling of hope in regaining sanity, while Obama thinks, as all liberals must, the Constitution was written on an Etch-A-Sketch and is his to shake away the parts he doesn’t like (or add a RIGHT to everything from free cable to personal bodyguards to stop school bullies).
SHOULD OBAMA WIN it’s tempting to say that America as we know it will pass away. But don’t. There’s plenty to be positive about. We’re not quite there as far as a Second Civil War goes, if only because no one really knows what they’re fighting for or against. Confusion reigns and it’s preferable to anarchy.
SHOULD OBAMA WIN (not by a “landslide”, he’s not the other Hussein) there’s no reason for melodrama or pessimism. Democracy is self-correcting, and Barry’s Ascension might prove a real blessing, galvanizing the Right in a way not seen since ’94, when Congress after 40 years flipped to a Republican majority, keeping Billy Clinton in check, despite his lack of pants.
SHOULD OBAMA WIN how fast people caught in the middle wake up and realize they’ve re-elected Jimmy Carter with a better tan depends on how fast Obama’s economic schemes are unleashed. My guess is he’ll be low-key for “the first 100 daze”, drinking in the worship of the mainstream media, until even they will have quieted, waiting for the show to begin, SHOULD OBAMA WIN.
No matter how hard the media will try to conceal the ensuing flops and failures of what is essentially regurgitated marxism, the matured internets will be there as never before, documenting every misstep. I don’t mind the ignorance or foolhardiness of the American people, as long as it hurts. Stupid should hurt, and when you put your hand on a hot stove it’s your hand that should burn, no one else’s.
SHOULD McCAIN WIN it will be nothing less than a second chance for America. McCain isn’t a maverick so much as a 3-legged dark horse. He’s going to need a complete overhaul, including a visit from the ghost of Reagan. Republicans have been shitting the cot on their core values for so long that the lies of the left aren’t worth addressing, there’s too much to be done. There are bodies stacked to the rafters in the cellar: compromised, sissified Rightards still in office have no time to worry about a dead dog planted on the stoop by the New York Slimes.
SHOULD McCAIN WIN or even if he loses, these second-chance Republicans better get back to principles or they’ll find they have a very short shelf life; when it’s time to act they’ll either be fresh and ready or thrown away. That’s as it should be. Nothing less than their best will be acceptable, and should they keep on doing the same things they’ve been doing, they will deserve their crucifixions. SHOULD OBAMA WIN, true conservatives, already livid, will be trembling among stacks of wooden boards and nail guns.
I really wish the ticket was Palin-McCain. But you can’t have everything.
The most important thing you can take from this enjoyable babble is this: America was founded by people smarter than you and me. They split the government’s power into thirds so that no President could turn into a monarch, nor a mob of shits like Congress into the Central Comittee. We also have 200 million guns, and despite what politically-correct weenies may believe, we don’t run from a fight.
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