Posts Tagged ‘celebrity’

Onward, Suri Ward!

Thursday, 16 August 2012

Wanted to return to shit-ass blogging with something absolutely useless and mundane.  

Here it is:  

Suri-Ward

That’s right.  Character actor Fred “Remo Williams/Henry Miller” Ward looks like the real father of Suri “Last Samurai” Cruise, the not-so-adorable, spoiled rotten offspring of Tom “Xenu’s #1 Disciple” Cruise and overgrown elf Katie Holmes.  

Sure beats the alternate theory:  THE KID’S FUCKING CHINESE AND NO ONE ADMITS IT.