Posts Tagged ‘china’

A terrifying look at (y)our CHINESE future

Sunday, 13 April 2008

I hate Red China’s evil empire government, not the Chinese people. Though not the oldest of civilizations, Chinese civilization was supremely advanced when Western Man could barely wipe his…nose. In school I used to wish I was born in the 1700s so I wouldn’t have to learn so much American history. Going back 2000 years Before Christ, Chinese history must be a nightmare to learn.

Mr. Anthony Browne offers up this article. It should scare the shit out of every roundeye and non-round eye that’s not Chinese. Hell, the Chinese people should also be terrified; over a billion of them and their own evil regime treats them like sea monkeys.

Why China is the REAL master of the universe By Anthony Browne

In case you didn’t bother to read it…did you see Rocky III? The Western World is like Rocky at the start of the story, appearing on the Muppet show and commercials, getting soft on fame and fortune. Meanwhile, China is Clubber Lang, one scary-ass mohawked Negro, getting totally ripped to scary-sounding ghetto saxophone music. He was so scary that as as kid I watched the The A-Team pilot warily, waiting for BA Baracus/Clubber Lang to fucking flip out.

Unlike Rocky, the West has neither a Mickey nor Apollo Creed to give us the Eye of the Tiger.

Dammit I really don’t want to learn Chinese. I’m having a hell of a time staying interested enough to learn Spanish.

These evil Red Chinese government fucks are a blessing in disguise; if the rest of the world doesn’t stop lounging around like a fat breeder asshole waiting for a welfare check, it’s going to wake up eating dirty rice cakes and rats in special camps, waiting for its organs to be harvested when the Chinese Masters need them.

Fuck Red China and the Chink-lympics

Monday, 10 March 2008
Yellow savages are murdering cats to make the streets “safe and clean” for the Chink-lympics.
Red Chinese government officials belongs in these cages, not cats.

For those not completely lobotomized to world events, the Chinese Empire is considering getting rid of their one slant per household law.

What’s going to happen when the Chinese realize there’s more land to take over outside of China?

War is coming.

All of China Trembles in Fear

Sunday, 23 December 2007

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Another treasure from the dollar store. This fine-crafted miniature statue frightens the hell out of the Chinese wage slaves who mass-produce it.

Ceramic Eagles of Hope and Freedom haunt their sinister communist dreams.

Little do the Red Yellows know here in the USA this is known as a “gag gift”.

Nobody tell them, either!

Iran Delenda Est

Monday, 12 November 2007

My old man knows more than me. We had lunch and he expanded on a recent email of his about the realities of might and right and coming threats to the economy in the form of deflation.

I’ve summarized these ideas here, mostly in my own words.

When you’re the big dog on the block (USA), you’re going to get challenged. By necessity a leader must be able and willing to bully and punish others, if he wants to stay the leader.

Why is the dollar weakening? Lack of confidence. Why is there a lack of confidence? Because Bush says the right things but doesn’t back them up, and other countries, perceiving weakness (Osama called the USA a “paper tiger”) are emboldened.

The noodle-spined and UN just make things worse. The Founding Fathers knew firsthand that no matter what, about 33% of the population is going to be against whatever’s going on. We can’t risk losing everything because people who have never went hungry even a day in their lives find war “uncomfortable”.

Of the Axis of Evil (North Korea, Iran, Iraq) we should’ve invaded Iran first. We didn’t and from that perspective, even the Iraq invasion was perceived as weakness, like only beating up the sidekick of the main opponent.

Machiavelli said: …it is better to be feared than loved.

Our next move should be sending 100 F-22 Raptors over Iran to take out every last one of their military installations. Remember I told you, China now uses one-half of the world’s supply of concrete and one-third of the steel. They’re not about to slow down, and Russia is in real danger of falling back into Soviet-style tyranny. Fucking Putin wants to be another Lenin.

(I mention to Pops that Russia’s declining birth rate leaves them especially vulnerable to invasion by China…earlier Pops had reminded me that China could take over any nation they wanted by simply marching civilians into it).

If you lived in a shithole (like Russia) would you want to bring 3 or 4 children into the world? That’s why all the Eastern Europeans are coming here (to America) to work at Wal-Mart.

Attacking Iran will remind Russia and China that we are crazy motherf–kers capable of anything. We may also have to stop all Chinese imports to especially remind them who is still the big dog. In which case Wal-Mart will be 80% empty.

It all comes down to commitment. If the British had sent 250,000 soldiers instead of only 50,000, the American Revolution would’ve been short lived.

Teddy Roosevelt was a great man. “Speak softly but carry a big stick” is as true today as it was nearly a century ago.