Posts Tagged ‘circus peanuts’

This alone may explain a lot

Wednesday, 12 December 2007

I love Circus Peanuts, the orange marshmallow candy that tastes like bananas. I don’t buy them often, but when I do, I never regret it. Most people will never try to snag one from you, even if you leave them out in a giant bowl.

In the 90s I used to eat large quantities of candy corns (with the extra ‘S’). I would put them in cereal, where they’d sink like stones. I’d store them in the freezer so could teach myself the value of patience.

Candy corns remind me of loose teeth, which makes them the only candy with a built-in warning to brush regularly.

Clinton was a terrible President, but because the 90s were so good economically (no thanks to him) he gets away with it.

I love nothing, or it felt that way, just now.