Posts Tagged ‘disgrace’

Giving away Nobels like condoms in elementary schools

Sunday, 11 October 2009

Right on the heels of The Obamessiah’s Nobel Prize, I too awakened to discover this…

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I’m still in shock at winning. But I shouldn’t be, as I was already Time’s Person of the Year in 2006.

Oh wait, I almost forgot!

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Hey, let me be the first to congratulate you. Be sure to bring your Nobel Prize to any participating Arby’s for $3 off.

BONUS VIDEO: Steven Crowder presents: I GOTS’ A PEACE PRIZE!

Winter begins when I SAY it begins

Tuesday, 11 December 2007

The middle of December and still using a/c. 

A disgrace, in every sense of the word.

My nuts already belong to creditors and the asshole job.  I’d rather they freeze.

Fucking rotten weather.