A few words about the Scamulus Bill

The Scamulus Bill looks set to pass, and it’s a damned shame. If the DC stooges were ever honest, they’d call it the Bureau/Crat Scamulus Bill, as the only ones benefiting from this UNread, pork-laden travesty are government bureaucrats and Taxocrat blocs which voted for Obamarx.

It’s a damned shame, indeed. I’m already looking past this most recent looting of the Treasury to the next one. If history is any guide, THE SCAMULUS WON’T WORK, and while the fooled fools await results that won’t appear fast enough, Obamarx will be plotting yet another Scamulus; probably already is. As the Joker said: “It’s all part of The Plan.”

What do YOU propose, jerk? That the government just sit back and DO NOTHING?!?!?!

Hells yes! I’m a big fan of doing nothing, and that goes QUADRUPLE for government. The mistake people are making is confusing mindless frenetic ACTIVITY with purposeful action. It was government ACTIVITY and where’s-OUR-cut? meddling–not the free market–that caused all of these problems in the first place, and now it’s government that will prolong them.

What the critics don’t get or won’t admit is that just because the government does nothing doesn’t mean the people won’t. We all still need food and shelter and therefore will trade our labor for money to purchase goods and services. If the government really wanted to stimulate the economy, they’d slash taxes. Even the Taxocrats know this. But what do they crave more than money they can’t directly squander? POWER. It’s all an ego trip for them, and Repubeicans were struck by the same sickness.

If you’re a fan of government ACTION, write your Congressfolk and request they perform jumping jacks. Otherwise, don’t encourage them.

And Fuck Obamunism.

Obama crack corn and I don’t care

Obama comes across as an uninspiring, arrogant phony but I don’t hate him, I almost pity him. I aleady know how the story of the next 4 years goes. Would you like a sneak preview?

Obama enacts Same Old New Deal and expands government’s size and illegitimate power. Economy eventually recovers, taking much longer than it would have if government did nothing. Team Obama takes credit for what the free market did.

OR

Obama enacts Same Old New Deal and expands government’s size and illegitimate power. Economy fails to recover fast enough to people’s liking. The half of the country that didn’t vote for Obama takes up arms. Cleansing begins.

Either scenario is fine with me. You can’t let politics prevent you from enjoying your life, even if your life story includes being swept up in a revolution. No government agency, politician or President has ever brought me prosperity, pussy or anything else. What I want is up to me. How I’ll get it is also up to me.

Due to laziness, there will probabaly be a real civil war or insurrection before I write about a fictional one.

Where your sorry ass been at?

The first meatlights post of 2009 and Jan is already half-over, a case of so much happening that nothing has happened.

Things are in motion and this time I’m going with them.

Even without writing for almost a month, meat-hits remain constant because of posts referring to ‘norpography’. I should send Marc Wallace an e-card.

We’re less than a week away from the Obamessiah taking the reigns. I’m betting it will take less than 4 years for the peeps who voted for him to understand why the other half of the country voted against him.

I see no reason to give His Highness “a chance”. If someone stated his intention to jump off a cliff and meant it, I wouldn’t need to see him do it to believe he was nuts. Obama’s laid out his socialist “plan” and it’s an ‘end justifies the means’ thing. You’ll see. Buy a gun if you haven’t already.

As for the other side, I deem the Bush presidency overall to be a failure (this from someone who supports the Iraq War) because of the bailouts, which are inexcusable; it would’ve been better to let the whole fucking thing collapse. Instead of “saving the free market” Bush cut the ribbon on the road leading to tyranny, and now Obama as Grand Marshal begins the march.

My friends, my friends, let me remind you that it wasn’t deregulation, free markets or freedom that caused this mess, it was government, which treats its citizens’ rights and money like a subcompact rental car.

Enough about pollytix.

Hope you’re enjoying the new year. It’s ridiculous that a man-made invention like calendar time has the power to transform people (more like resetting a computer with a virus) but it seems to help, a little.  New Year’s Day is a symbolic bullet in the head of the corpse of Xmas to assure it’s dead.

Blessings to my 3 readers of the non-sex posts and to the tens of people who read the dirty stuff. Here’s to more sex and filth in oh-nine.