Posts Tagged ‘fuck you’

obozo: a mixed race between ignorance and evil

Friday, 27 November 2015

This post is not for obozo kool-aid slurpers.  Stupid can’t be fixed, so move along.

Sometimes it’s hard to discern the difference the two obozos: the batshit obozo with intellect ranging from idiot to ignoramus or muslim obozo who truly believes the bullshit he’s spouting.

Did you know the syrian “refugees” are just like the Pilgrims?

Sigh. One year and 2 months left of the kenyan muslim emperor’s reign of error.  A true case of, “This too shall pass.”

The grubers will next vote en masse for cankles the communist cuckold, but being ill-informed is what makes a gruber a gruber.  

 

 

 

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Some people that look alike. Some that almost do.

Tuesday, 11 May 2010


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These two ain’t twins by any means but really, who cares? Not my wang. Moran has more of a snubnose while Kreuk’s slopes.


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The first time I saw Ramirez I thought she WAS Hyapatia Lee; impossible for so many reasons. If there’s ever a TV movie about Hyapatia Lee, Sara Ramirez has the part, minus a few easily shed lbs. Ramirez looks like she’d be gorgeous plus-or-minus 50 pounds but as you can see from her pic, she obviously knows it.

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Recently and for the first time I saw the pivotal scene of Old Yeller. It’s supposed to be sad and it sort of is, but I’ll tell you what movie scene will make you cry:  Laraine Newman as the promiscuous ‘Linda’ in the 1985 movie Perfect, living in the shadow of her big-titted best friend ‘Sally’ (Marilu Henner).  Linda, small-breasted with a bump in her nose, has to put on a brave face at Sally’s engagement party.  She goes in the kitchen to cry but can’t cause the apartment is full of people, John Travolta among them.  It’s the eternal tragedy of the less-pretty friend echoing through eternity, and who would suspect to find such a heart-crushing scene in a panned movie I bet you can’t even find.  So anyway I looked at Tommy Kirk and thought, “Holy shit, it’s Bill Hicks as a kid.” Then I went out and bought milk.


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I apologize Bob, you had nothing to do with this, life is cruel. But if you dressed up as Kagan and told the kenyan muslim you didn’t want to be the next radical left-wing communist he uses to  infiltrate the Supreme Court, I would send you an e-card of thanks.

I’m glad this post is over.  It’s a lot of work prepping these photos.



Lovable Grandmother Not Tasered Enough

Thursday, 1 October 2009

Madam, you’re a fucking liar and a scumbag. You don’t deserve a red fucking cent, and if the Texas bacon is stupid enough to offer you 40 grand for being a total asshole, they ought to charge you double that for the electricity used to put your rudeness in its place. Fuck you.

While we’re on the subject, why should I give a shit that the perp is old and/or a woman? Where’s that EQUALITY the egalitarian shit-for-brains are always whining about? DOUBLE fuck you.

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Joe don’t care as long as he’s told the extra $$$ will go towards “helping the children”

Friday, 11 April 2008

….old farts and nincompoops who vote Rethuglican against their own self-interests.

–Dancing Howie, old Indian Chief

Assuming Joe Sixpack is a Democratic blue collar worker who loves his beer, then he’ll love this, done in his own best interest, of course.

HIGHER TAXES ON BEER?

Has anyone ever held an intervention for the fucking Jackass Party’s tax addiction?

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