Posts Tagged ‘gollum’

Determining vaginal value

Thursday, 13 March 2008

Re: Spitzer/Gollum’s call girl.

No pussy is worth 5 grand an hour; this broad sure as hell isn’t worth US $1000/hr.

Mariah Carey or Vida Guerra might be worth 5 grand a night. My once-favorite porn star might be worth double that for a night’s work.

In the end, what’s money got to do with it? What is money, anyway?

Sooner or later every man pays the ultimate price,

while women do their nails.

Spitzer/Gollum

Tuesday, 11 March 2008

I didn’t know much about Eliot Laurence Spitzer pre-scandal. Now I know he’s another Red and an arrogant prick, he tried securing driver’s licenses for illegals, his wife is totally hot (what a dumbass for cheating on her) and he looks like Gollum from LOTR.


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While Spitz isn’t a finook hebephile, he should step down. Many are happy to see him go.

As for prostitution, it should’ve been legalized a century ago. Between escort services and the intarwebs, it practically is in some places.

Some guy who works in construction called in to a radio show today and explained how dropping 8 grand now for a call girl for his supplier saves his company $120,000 in material costs over the year. It’s the downside of living in a culture of commerce; vagina is just another commodity, a cost of doing business.

Now you know why so many ugly, useless products make it to the shelves while the good stuff falters. I couldn’t tell you which was better betwixt Blu-ray and HD DVD, but seeing how things played out, it’s evident Blu-ray’s backers had the better hookers.

I feel bad only for Silda Wall Spitzer, brainy lawyer wife and no slouch in the Looks Dept.

Anyone who makes someone who looks like this

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look like this

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deserves bad things happening to them.

Poor Silda looks like I just told her I loved her. Ha ha ha ha ha.