Some people that look alike. Some that almost do.

These two ain’t twins by any means but really, who cares? Not my wang. Moran has more of a snubnose while Kreuk’s slopes.

The first time I saw Ramirez I thought she WAS Hyapatia Lee; impossible for so many reasons. If there’s ever a TV movie about Hyapatia Lee, Sara Ramirez has the part, minus a few easily shed lbs. Ramirez looks like she’d be gorgeous plus-or-minus 50 pounds but as you can see from her pic, she obviously knows it.

Recently and for the first time I saw the pivotal scene of Old Yeller. It’s supposed to be sad and it sort of is, but I’ll tell you what movie scene will make you cry:  Laraine Newman as the promiscuous ‘Linda’ in the 1985 movie Perfect, living in the shadow of her big-titted best friend ‘Sally’ (Marilu Henner).  Linda, small-breasted with a bump in her nose, has to put on a brave face at Sally’s engagement party.  She goes in the kitchen to cry but can’t cause the apartment is full of people, John Travolta among them.  It’s the eternal tragedy of the less-pretty friend echoing through eternity, and who would suspect to find such a heart-crushing scene in a panned movie I bet you can’t even find.  So anyway I looked at Tommy Kirk and thought, “Holy shit, it’s Bill Hicks as a kid.” Then I went out and bought milk.

I apologize Bob, you had nothing to do with this, life is cruel. But if you dressed up as Kagan and told the kenyan muslim you didn’t want to be the next radical left-wing communist he uses to  infiltrate the Supreme Court, I would send you an e-card of thanks.

I’m glad this post is over.  It’s a lot of work prepping these photos.