Posts Tagged ‘hatred’
Fuckfield #9
Saturday, 1 September 2012Tags:black humor, black magic, cat cartoons, cat crap, cat humor, cat turds, cats, censorship, Comedy, comic strips, cruelty, cruelty to animals, cunnilingus, daily comics, Davis, devil worship, Dim Davis, dog humor, dogs, dykes, evel, evil, Fuckfield, garfield parodies, garfield parody, give up, hatred, humorless, jim davis, Jon Arbuckle, lasagna, Liz, mayhem, meatlights39, no humor, odie, outrage, parodies of cartoons, parody, per humor, pets, pussy, racism, racisms, rage, satanism, sex, sexism, sexual healing, tinypic, vagina, veterinarian, viagra, whores
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F*ck off Toyota and f*ck you, little sh;t
Sunday, 23 January 2011I hate this obnoxious character, “Nathan James” and I hate all kids with “wild” hair.
The thrust of these ads is that the new Toyota Highlander is a cool vehicle, as opposed to “dorky”. Had no idea this was so important to consumers. Forget quality, mileage, handling and price, what I want to know upfront is if this is a vehicle my 9-year-old son thinks is cool!
As usual, the Father is made to look like a hapless, clueless ass. Is it good business sense to insult one-half of your prospective consumer base?
Do the geniuses at Toyota know that ‘dork’ is slang for prick, cock, penis, lingam, etc?
This is not a case of, “Back in my day, children were respectful.” This is a case of Fuck Off, Idiots.
Tags:ad campaign, assholes, bad commercials, Comedy, commercials, dickweeds, fuck off, hatred, idiots, Nathan James, obnoxious, obnoxious children, stupid ads, Toyota, youtube
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Fuckfield #8
Monday, 4 October 2010Tags:black humor, black magic, cat cartoons, cat crap, cat humor, cat turds, cats, Comedy, comic strips, cruelty, cunnilingus, daily comics, Davis, dog humor, dogs, dykes, evil, Fuckfield, garfield parodies, garfield parody, hatred, humorless, jim davis, Jon Arbuckle, Liz, mayhem, meatlights39, no humor, odie, parodies of cartoons, parody, per humor, pets, pussy, racism, rage, satanism, sex, sexism, tinypic, vagina, veterinarian, viagra, whores
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Fuckfield #7
Wednesday, 5 May 2010Tags:black humor, black magic, cat cartoons, cat crap, cat humor, cat turds, cats, Comedy, comic strips, cruelty, cunnilingus, daily comics, Davis, dog humor, dogs, dykes, evil, Fuckfield, garfield parodies, garfield parody, hatred, humorless, jim davis, Jon Arbuckle, Liz, mayhem, meatlights39, no humor, odie, parodies of cartoons, parody, per humor, pets, pussy, racism, rage, satanism, sex, sexism, tinypic, vagina, veterinarian, viagra, whores
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Fuckfield #6
Tuesday, 13 April 2010Tags:black humor, black magic, cat cartoons, cat crap, cat humor, cat turds, cats, Comedy, comic strips, cruelty, cunnilingus, daily comics, Davis, dog humor, dogs, dykes, evil, Fuckfield, garfield parodies, garfield parody, hatred, humorless, jim davis, Jon Arbuckle, Liz, mayhem, meatlights39, no humor, odie, parodies of cartoons, parody, per humor, pets, pussy, racism, rage, satanism, sex, sexism, tinypic, vagina, veterinarian, viagra, whores
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Fuckfield #5
Wednesday, 7 April 2010Tags:black humor, cat cartoons, cat crap, cat humor, cat turds, cats, Comedy, comic strips, cruelty, daily comics, Davis, dog humor, dogs, Fuckfield, garfield parodies, garfield parody, hatred, humorless, jim davis, Jon Arbuckle, Liz, mayhem, meatlights39, no humor, odie, parodies of cartoons, parody, pussy, racism, rage, sex, sexism, tinypic, vagina, veterinarian, viagra, whores
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Fuckfield #4
Tuesday, 6 April 2010Tags:black humor, cat cartoons, cat crap, cat humor, cat turds, cats, Comedy, comic strips, cruelty, daily comics, Davis, dog humor, dogs, Fuckfield, garfield parodies, garfield parody, hatred, humorless, jim davis, Jon Arbuckle, Liz, mayhem, meatlights39, no humor, odie, parodies of cartoons, parody, pussy, racism, rage, sex, sexism, tinypic, vagina, veterinarian, viagra, whores
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Fuckfield #3
Saturday, 3 April 2010Tags:cat cartoons, cats, Comedy, comic strips, cruelty, daily comics, Davis, Fuckfield, garfield parodies, garfield parody, hatred, jim davis, Jon Arbuckle, mayhem, meatlights39, odie, parodies of cartoons, parody, rage, sex, tinypic, vagina, viagra, whores
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Fuckfield #2
Friday, 2 April 2010Tags:cats, Comedy, Fuckfield, garfield parody, hatred, jim davis, Jon Arbuckle, meatlights39, odie, parodies of cartoons, parody, rage, sex, tinypic, vagina, whores
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JERKING OFF IS LIKE A BREAKFAST BAR
Sunday, 5 July 2009Dropped a small amount of shrooms–stems only–no caps. I chanted over the dried bits and pieces which look like twigs and I chanted while beginning the trip which turned out to be a dud. My pupils did not dilate, I had no hallucinations. I jerked it, then took a shower (always a brilliant idea, dropping mind-altering substances and then standing on a wet, slippery surface).
I’m sorry this post will go nowhere, but NOTHING happened except I got a small burst of energy and the title for this post: JERKING OFF IS LIKE A BREAKFAST BAR. Because it doesn’t have to be breakfast time to enjoy one. Oh no, you can jerk off evenings, Tuesdays, one minute past high noon and in the fountain at the mall, as long as you can outrace Security with your pants around your anks.
The shrooms did not enhance the onanistic experience. Perhaps my dreams will rock…
Before all of this shroom business I surfed the internet for the phrase, “Accept there is no justice”. The reason no one accepts this obvious truth is their ego is in the way. No one likes to be shat upon and revenge is very close in the hearts of humans, like a rifle hidden just inside the jamb of the front door.
Earlier today I explained to a Buddhist woman that I believe there is a God, as in an intelligent, conscious energy with thoughts of its own. She disagreed, using the sentiment that, “We are God,” not in a blasphemous way but in the sense We are the Perceivers. I have no beef with that, I was more annoyed she doesn’t smoke dope anymore. Ironically or not, historically-speaking, the best-functioning religion that’s caused the least harm appears to be Buddhism, an atheistic religion.
I didn’t mention today was the 4th of July right away because I’m not feeling it. With a respectful nod to American soldiers who gave their sanity, limbs and lives, I have no independence of my own, all my so-called personal freedom is mixed with severe punishment. After all, one is free to quit one’s hated job and starve on the street. One is free to choose drugs and then be warehoused in nigger college, aka prison. One is free to write the words “nigger college” and then have the hyenas and jackals scream for one’s politically-incorrect head. One is free to jump off a tall building, only to discover one’s freedom to fly ends as gravity begins.
I just ran to the bathroom to check my pupils. If they were ever abnormally large they’re back to normal now. It’s one hour into July 5th, everything is back to normal, we can forget freedom and sacrifice for another year.
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