So this butterface walks into a bank…

Gets a job, gets fired, then sues her former employer, claiming she was fired for being “too hot”.

Couldn’t care less about this individual.

I’m sure Playwhore has already made an offer.

If you’re high like me right now, go watch the “slideshow” of this broad, but only after clicking this link.

Welcome to communist health care! or Why you just got fucked in the ass

The best way to explain to fools and non-fools alike why obamarx’s new commiecare will fail is to use the example of McDonald’s.

McDonald’s feeds millions of people every day, delivering a quality product for very little money (and before you health twats start in, you can eat healthy food at McDonald’s all day and have been able to do so for years).

Question:  if tomorrow the government (aka federal mafia) abandoned enforcing all federal laws concerning the safe handling and other standards for preparing and serving food, do you think McDonald’s would suddenly risk their massive business by cutting corners to save a few pennies by serving an inferior product?

Now let’s imagine going the opposite way.  What would happen to McDonald’s if the federal mafia decided they were going to run it, with the 50-thousand  government regulations and government job “perks” such as never being fired for incompetence or slowness, all the while getting constant raises whether business is up or down?

I won’t let you ponder this one for as long.

I don’t give a shit if you’re the biggest communist wannabe on the planet, if you’re honest with yourself you know damned well that government-run McDonald’s restaurants around the globe–all of them–would be out of business in less than a year.  If they weren’t, it would only be due to higher taxes in the range of billions just to keep them afloat.

I understand why some people wanted to see wider coverage of health care, blah blah blah.  But as in the McDonald’s example, your vote-buying taxocrats in Congress have just fucked you, me, all of us, right in the ass, SANS LUBE.  You’re either 15-years-old or dumb as shit if you think MORE government will make health care more widely accessible, cheaper and more efficient.  You have, by proxy, voted for Post Office-quality heart surgery, and yes, death panels.

For those of you who think death panels are fiction meant to scare granny, please remember that in communist nations, as food and other necessities run out, government ramps up planned famines and work camps to cull the human herds.  They may not be pulling the plug on granny tomorrow, but since we’ve just gone from a free nation to a nation where tyrants literally have control over life or death of we serfs, there’s no reason why 10 years from now, Big Doctor won’t simply stop giving granny her pills when the Accountants have deemed her past all usefulness.

The Kenyan has gone too far and his vile band of alinsky thugs and tax cheats will pay, first during the November elections, and beyond that……..who knows?   The Tree of Liberty is looking awfully parched.

How I picture government (which still sux)

Second-longest answer: a bicycle with octagonal tires and no pedals, pushed by Black midgets out of breath from singing praises to a fat-assed, self-important rider facing backwards, violently overreacting to obstacles long since passed while throwing handfuls of taxpayer money into the air like confetti.

Longest Answer:

There’s a scene in American Ninja where “Joe” (Michael Dudikoff) is slinking around a warehouse with a sword taken from some lesser-skilled unfortunate. He rounds a corner into an open space…

Four ninja leap down, each holding a corner of a net. As the net drops, Joe simply raises his sword and slices through it, then proceeds to dispatch the idiots.

TO WITNESS THIS BRILLIANCE FOR YOURSELF JUST CLICK THESE WORDS AND FORWARD TO THE 9:00 MARK.

Those four ninja are what government is to me: bumbling, incompetent, arrogant, needlessly complicating things and addicted to unnecessary force. No one on the Net Trap Committee said, “Hey, this is 1985, why don’t we all carry machine guns instead of archaic weapons and when Joe is trapped, we kill the lights and use night vision goggles!”

Government efficiency. Ha ha ha.