Posts Tagged ‘Make America Great Again’

Regarding Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken

Thursday, 1 June 2017

Still avoiding political “news”, nonetheless, in the immortal words of J. Seinfeld: “I hear things.”

In the past 24 I’ve seen no less than three fakenews promotions seeking the opinions of Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken, one about trans-comic Kathy Griffin being edgy, another about SNL being funnier last season (somewhat true) and the last yet another falsehood for the Trump/Russia meme.  It’s truly astonishing leftards are still beating that dead horse which is now a powdered skeleton. No serious voter believes Trump/Russia, nor should they since there’s (still) zero evidence. (Evidence, facts, logic: the Holy Trinity which no liberal argument survives.)

So why the sudden interest in what Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken thinks about anything?

franken face

Fakenews is bolstering this doofus for a 2020 presidential run. No, really.

Currently, Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken denies wanting the presidency but that means nothing.  If I had the momentum I’d sure as hell do it.  Unlike Rabbi Trump, I actually give zero fucks about anything except Making America Great Again, but that’s a rant for another time. 

Cosmetically speaking, Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken has no shot at the presidency. Curly Fries hair, stupid fugly smirk, glasses and everyone’s favorite.  The bow on the package? Not remotely funny, not even by SNL standards.  When Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken traded comedy for politics, he literally had NOTHING to lose.

If Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken had won his 2008 election against Norm Coleman fairly I could leave off here, but the facts are Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken stole that election.  If Ann isn’t your cup of tea, google or youtube “Al Franken stole election.”

Whether you lose an election by a single vote, or 725 like Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken YOU STILL LOSE.

Because RINOs didn’t fight Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken’s fraudulent victory, communistcrats were able to pass obozocare.

Hard to decide who’s worse, Republicans for being spineless thots or democrats for existing.

 

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Wrong Wall

Friday, 26 May 2017

Wrong Wall

Trump: Hardly Worth It

Friday, 26 May 2017

It’s hardly worth getting upset about Trump. MAGA Trump died after 100 days, so whether Rabbi Trump will or won’t run again in 2020 is irrelevant. If by 2018 construction of The Wall isn’t underway with a solid completion date, Trump will be rendered inert by the mid-terms.

It’s hardly worth making anything Trump does the “last straw.” From here on out it’s nothing but last straws. Trump’s “muslim ban” (which isn’t, it’s a temporary ban on a handful of countries) was blocked by another pissant, corrupt court, based not on law but because they just didn’t like it. 

Still, as President, Trump is 100% to blame. What’s the saying? Ask for forgiveness, not permission. Trump should have enacted whatever ban he wanted and let the quisling vermin sort it out. This isn’t even really a bold move since the President already has the power to ban ANYONE from entering the US.

Alien Ban

Waiting for the Supreme Court to weigh in is a pussy move, and anyway the courts are corrupt from the top down. I expect Gorsuch to be another Roberts, that is, a spineless weakling who goes with the flow. One can hardly blame him, no one has his back, certainly not Trump. As with Roberts, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn of evil forces threatening to prune Gorsuch’s entire family tree. Roberts was but one simp standing in the way of obozocare’s trillion-dollar extortion racket; mere drug dealers have murdered grandchildren in front of grandparents for far less.

Our evil government–and it is evil–would happily look the other way while muslim terrorists went after Gorsuch.

Remember, even a wino who dies in the gutter gets an autopsy while Antonin Scalia, esteemed Supreme Court Justice, didn’t.

That’s not suspicious at all, right?

Obstacles to TrumpWall

Sunday, 14 May 2017

So I’m about halfway through this docu about corrupt NYC cops in the 1980s teaming up with drug kingpins. Many of the actual players are telling their stories. None of them are wearing orange jumpsuits and the main dirty cop’s name pops up all over youtube. He’s apparently a free man and out giving interviews.

Three decades later I wouldn’t be surprised to find the same corruption, only far more sophisticated.

This got me thinking about The Wall aka TrumpWall, but before we get to that, a recap.

I told a friend “my” theory, shared by many, on how/why Trump is compromised. His response was that since Trump never took drugs or drank, he would be too smart to be caught on hidden camera screwing under-aged (or legal) whores.

As Fox Mulder might say, “I want to believe.” My friend’s argument is slightly boosted by Trump’s having expressed presidential ambitions since the 1980s, but not enough for me to tip my tinfoil fedora.

Pepe Tinfoil Fedora

The alternative to Trump Blackmail is equally bad: that he’s fucking dumb. The optics of moving daughter Ivanka–who being a woman knows nothing about politics–and the even-worse son-in-law into the White House reeks of nepotism and weakness. Fuckface Kushner has ZERO useful political experience and is there for no other reason than he married into the fam; he’s a liberal fucking democrat and agent of George Soros, sworn enemy of the USA.

Okay, so TrumpWall.

TRUMP WALL.jpg

The otherwise worthless Colin Powell had at least one great quote:

“Government project? Double the time and triple the cost.”

Construction of The Wall, if built at all, will likely be dragged out till the end of Trump’s first term, which his enemies hope will be his last. If Trump doesn’t get the Wall built, he is almost guaranteed to lose in 2020.

As for TrumpWall’s cost, I lifted a paragraph from the wiki about Boston’s disastrous Big Dig and modified it.

TrumpWall was the most expensive defense project in US history, and was plagued by cost overruns, corruption, deliberate delays, design flaws, drone mishaps, environmental nuisance lawsuits, harassment by the Mexican Army, charges of poor execution, use of substandard materials, accusations of xenophobia, criminal arrests and several deaths.

The project was originally scheduled to be completed in 2020 at an estimated cost of $21 billion, however, “Wall 1.0” as it is informally called, was completed only in November 2027, at a cost of over $77 billion. CNN estimated the project will ultimately cost $400 billion dollars, including interest, and that it would not be paid off until 2199. As a result of lawsuits and design flaws, TrumpWall will probably end up costing $900 trillion-billion dollars when complete and by the nature of the project, will never be completed.

America’s reluctance/cowardice to execute criminal illegals now translates to TrumpWall  being deprived of the necessary manpower or defense capabilities to make it work.

Thanks to the illuminating documentary on police corruption + knowing the shit show that is human nature, we can expect any wall to have deliberate design flaws suggested by the Mexican drug cartels which run Mexico.

Were it only up to Trump Voters to fund and Build The Wall, it would be done by the end of 2018.  With our globalist government of tyrants running D.C. it will be done never.   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What Happened to Trump?

Thursday, 13 April 2017

My theory on why Trump has turned on his loyal MAGA base in less than 100 days:

Blackmail.

Trump at one time claimed friendship with Jeffrey Epstein, a vile billionaire with a penchant for under-aged girls, who was convicted and did actual time for it. The Epstein / Trump connection was left untouched during the election because Bill-Clinton-is-a-Rapist has much stronger ties to Epstein.

Since Trump’s win, the existence of the Deep State has finally been acknowledged (with a little help from Snowden and Assange) to the point even the average gruber knows what it is. But in case anyone missed it, the Deep State is a catchall term for any or all shadow government entities operating above the law and under the radar with limitless resources. The NSA, DHS and CIA are the most well known, but if you’re paranoid like I am, the Deep’s depths include a weaponized FBI, NASA, EPA and organizations most don’t know exist.

Without getting too tinfoil-y, the tech that is known to the public is just the tip, surveillance (and other) technology is far more powerful and advanced than will be admitted. It’s reasonable to believe in 2017 the US government is capable of reading and recording every American text, tweet, blog, broadcast, phone conversation and letter FOREVER. The next milestone will be the ability to monitor all communications worldwide. They can’t admit this because it would make them responsible for failing to stop every terrorist attack, which they wouldn’t do anyway because it would lessen the value of fear.

Assume also somewhere in the bowels of the Deep State the demonic successor of J. Edgar Hoover collects every scrap of information–by legal means and otherwise–on those seeking power. He/she/they would be fools not to. Armed with this information it wouldn’t matter who makes it to the WH as the new neutered Trump is proving.

Trump’s political ambitions go back to the 1980s. Few remember he lightly tested presidential waters in 2000. His Deep State “Permanent Record” (one to make Principal Skinner proud) likely started when he first became a wealthy presence in New York City.

My theory—I repeat, only a theory, there is no proven evidence—is there exists a video of Donald Trump having sex with a minor, recorded by the Deep State or even bastardo creep Jeffrey Epstein himself, who may have cameras set up all over his private island for his own use/blackmail.

I love Trump and don’t want to believe (any of) this, but with my limited imagination the only other evidence on par in awfulness with statutory rape would be a video of Trump murdering someone.

Trump does have other weaknesses, like endlessly seeking approval and adoration. His enormous ego, a great source of confidence and power, paradoxically has skin thinner than rice paper. It’s possible unelected rat-bastard-in-law Jared Kushner, wielding a Thermos of Ivanka’s tears over an UNPROVEN chem attack on Syrian babies, has warped Trump’s judgement, but nepotism or sentimentality is just not as believable as blackmail.

Trump couldn’t be bought, and he’s certainly used to endless abuse. The phony harassment and rape cases thrown at him during the election were fake news bullshit, and when he said–and meant–the right things to nullify Pussygate, Establishment asswipes on both sides couldn’t believe their last dirty trick failed.

But this other thing?

It’s blackmail. Trump has likely been told if he doesn’t play along with the Deep State criminals, neocons and neocohens he will be destroyed and forced to resign in disgrace. He has no other reason to reverse MAGA.

It’s blackmail.

Ruck Fubio, aka If you like Trump, you’ll like this

Monday, 29 February 2016

This is an informal analysis of this Rubio ad, whence Recucklican* Establishment dillholes accuse Trump of not being serious.   

“Marco Rubio is a foreign policy expert.”

Rubio isn’t expert enough to recognize countries hoping to survive need strong borders. No need to guess what he’d do as Preezy, he’s already on record for an attempt at amnesty.

“(Trump) praises Putin.”

Trump praises Putin the same way Putin “praises” obozo.

Obama-Putin-pic

 

Trump and Putin is a case of ‘Game recognize game.’ Trump can acknowledge the midget k-g-wannabe’s success without being cuckolded and ignored like obozo. Putin will get exactly ONE chance to come correct before President Trump writes his ass off.

“(Trump) doesn’t know what our nuclear triad is!”

How is this an effective selling point? It’s like some guy marching into a bar, pointing to another guy sitting on a stool and shouting, “HEY EVERYONE! THIS GUY DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT QUANTUM MECHANICS!”

Fuckface Rubio doesn’t know what a BORDER is.

No one cares about nukes anyway. They won’t be used, not even by kooks like pakistan and n. korea.  The most plausible nuclear attack would be by muslim shitbags detonating a suitcase nuke in the heart of NYC (most likely supplied by iran, supplied by obozo.)

“(Trump says) he’ll be neutral on Israel…”

Assuming this is true, Israel could use a neutral breather after 8 years of being ignored and attacked by the active muslim enemy in the White Mosque. Unlike progmerica, Israel’s government looks after its citizens’ safety and survival.

“Trump claims he knows about China because there’s a Chinese bank in one of his buildings…”

Trump is a global negotiator and expert businessman. Though he’s ‘set for life’ he has thousands of employees counting on him to keep his empire profitable and growing. Trump has to deliver while obozo does not, as the latter has magical dark skin and a treasonous media protecting him.

Do you you think Rube-io or obozo knows more about the way the world really works than Trump? The Chinese bitches
sounded off this week over a Trump Presidency. They’re scared, and they should be. Red China is run by an evil regime that murders innocent people only with rice in the background instead of soviet vodka.

“We can’t have a president who knows nothing about foreign policy…”

obozo’s already proven that, we’re now disrespected the world over and our enemies have all gained ground. We are paying iran billions when they should be nuked instead.

Trump cannot be a bigger disaster for America than obozo. The last 8 years have been bad for America. Our economy sucks, the border is wide open and racial hatred has exploded, fueled by the White Mosque.

When We The People voted the commie bastards out, their Recucklican replacements did NOTHING to stop the jug-eared tyrant.  They failed us at every level. And now punkass Rubio-boto thinks he’s going to win on some vague promise that he  knows how the world works? AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

CAN’T STUMP THE TRUMP.

Minigun Trump

 

TRUMP 2016  

Make America Great Again–because right now, things are fucked

*Recucklican:  n.  portmanteau of Republican and cuckold;  a fake conservative/crony capitalist who stands for nothing and falls for everything schemed by democrats

 

The death of common sense leaves a hell of a rotten corpse

Tuesday, 23 February 2016

Would any socialist weenie around the world care to explain why the United states, with its greedy for-profit health care system, must take in “victims” made sick from their own irresponsible behavior when health care is a “right” and “free” everywhere else in the world?

Some possible answers:

1) Americans like contracting STDs, including lethal ones

2) Americans enjoy having their tax money lavished on foreigners who have paid nothing into the system and arrive as Takers

3) obozo is trying to further sabotage the Amerian health care system

4) a certain corrupt political party (rhymes with emocrat) needs more insta-voters.

I’m going with (3) and (4).

obozo’s marxist capo HHS secretary ran the numbers and explained in the Federal Register that, ‘The results are not economically significant, i.e. more than $100 million of costs and benefits in a single year.’ In other words, the cost of welcoming in aliens with these STDs will be below $100 million every year,” said the CIS report.

Government-to-Reality Conversion rate: 100 million = 800 million

The obozo criminal syndicate is already responsible for every American harmed by an illegal invader; don’t expect them to worry about bringing in more disease along with crime.

TRUMP 2016 — MAKE AMERICA SANE AGAIN

 

 

 

Scalia Superior, obozo inferior (plus Dick VanderDyke for some reason)

Monday, 22 February 2016

Nothing to get excited about that obozo would take a jab at Scalia.  

obozo is such a narcissistic prick I doubt he would have interrupted his busy BasketGolf schedule and multi-million dollar taxpayer-funded vacations to attend even karl marx’s or saul alinsky’s funeral.   Remember, this jug-eared anti-American dope sat in the pews of “reverend” wright’s hate-Whitey “church” for a quarter-century, then dropped him like a hot coal when the non-liberal media raised a single eyebrow.  

I’m glad obozo didn’t attend Scalia’s funeral, he would have felt very insecure around a man who–even while dead–is his superior in every way.  

 

Then over here we have Dick Van Dyke, who no one remembers except for being aikido-thrown by an ottoman, with an URGENT MESSAGE for you all.  (When you’re 108-years-young every message is urgent and every word could be your last…)   

Can anything more ridiculous than an obama-voter-turned-bern-bern buffoon warning anyone about how the Emperor wears no clothes?

 

liberalism defined

 

 

 

Robert Reich is Robert Wrongsh

Sunday, 21 February 2016

Subliminal message:liberalism defined

 

Robert Bernard Reich was the Secretary of Labor during the Cigar Administration, another grossly overpaid capo civil servant in the federal mafia hierarchy of that time, given undue credit for the 1990’s tech boom which democrooks had nothing to do with, unless you count being restrained from raising taxes by the Republican Congress as action.

Reich, a Bern-Bern cheerleader who mysteriously doesn’t self-identify as a socialist, wrote a column titled “The Death of the Republican Party” which appears on his website (which wisely doesn’t allow comments) but it requires some translation.

And here it is.

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 2016

I’m writing to you today to announce the death of the Republican Party. It is no longer a living, vital, animate organization.

It died in 2016. RIP.

No, no, these aren’t crocodile tears, people. Much to our marxist chagrin, the sham opposition party which we demonize in government-controlled schools and by Hollywood trash and left-wing “journalists” has been thrown into disarray.

It has been replaced by warring tribes:

Evangelicals opposed to abortion, gay marriage, and science.

People who believe God is higher than the Almighty State and that right and wrong exist.

Libertarians opposed to any government constraint on private behavior.

Anyone who opposes communist orthodoxy. 

Market fundamentalists convinced the “free market” can do no wrong.

These don’t exist, but I need straw men.

Corporate and Wall Street titans seeking bailouts, subsidies, special tax loopholes, and other forms of crony capitalism.

Shhh, don’t tell, but we’ve supported all of the above for our side.  We on the left are the croniest of…capitalists (I HATE that word!) but the media protects us. Usually.  DAMN YOU, DRUDGE!

Billionaires craving even more of the nation’s wealth than they already own.

We Democrats believe you are allowed to make money only so long as we get to take half or more.  

And white working-class Trumpoids who love Donald. and are becoming convinced the greatest threats to their well being are Muslims, blacks, and Mexicans.

Has more than 30 seconds gone by without a liberal calling non-communists racists?  RESTART THE TIMER.  We know you want strong borders, but we need votes.  Third Worlders who don’t share American  (I HATE that word!) values (I HATE that word!) are hot property. 

(Editor’s note:  the greatest threat to Americans’ well-being is liberal /communist Democrats)

Each of these tribes has its own separate political organization, its own distinct sources of campaign funding, its own unique ideology – and its own candidate.

Unlike we Democrats, united by a communist vision of complete control over every aspect of people’s lives, these Republicans have points-of-view not only unauthorized by us, but that compete with each other! This kind of diversity cannot be tolerated!

Here at the Democratic Party we have eliminated the troublesome marketplace of ideas.  With us you have a CHOICE:  communist tyrant Cankles Clinton or communist tyrant Bernard Sanders.

What’s left is a lifeless shell called the Republican Party. But the Grand Old Party inside the shell is no more.

The jig is up.

I, for one, regret its passing. Our nation needs political parties to connect up different groups of Americans, sift through prospective candidates, deliberate over priorities, identify common principles, and forge a platform.

Our nation needs one party masquerading as two, with neither representing the American people and both paid for by the political donor class.  I mourn the death of the Big Lie.

The Republican Party used to do these things. Sometimes it did them easily, as when it came together behind William McKinley and Teddy Roosevelt in 1900, Calvin Coolidge in 1924, and Ronald Reagan in 1980.

Of the four presidents I just mentioned, only Roosevelt was like us, a socialist in love with power. McKinley fought democrats during the Civil War and later as president defended U.S. interests. Both Coolidge and Reagan LOWERED taxes–Coolidge four times!–which resulted in a disastrous booming economy and folks not seeking government dependency.

Sometimes it did them with difficulty, as when it strained to choose Abraham Lincoln in 1860, Barry Goldwater in 1964, and Mitt Romney in 2012.

Lincoln had his faults, such as fighting against slavery and segregation, cherished Democrat values. He’s long dead and his history easily rewritten. Goldwater was a close call, but we got LBJ in. Good thing, too. Vietnam needed to be escalated and lost. Romney, of course, was selected by us and did as told. Ahh, good times.

But there was always enough of a Republican Party to do these important tasks – to span the divides, give force and expression to a set of core beliefs, and come up with a candidate around whom Party regulars could enthusiastically rally.

We have lost our pseudo-conservative cuckolds. Trump has awakened the sleeping giant, ordinary Americans who reject sharia law and want strong borders.

No longer. And that’s a huge problem for the rest of us.

And by ‘rest of us’ I mean the thousands of illegals we are encouraging to invade, so we can inflate Democrat voter rolls. The dead can only vote so many times before suspicion is raised.  

Without a Republican Party, nothing stands between us and a veritable Star Wars barroom of self-proclaimed wanna-be’s.

We’re scared shitless of Trump.  (Ed. note:  Wasn’t the Star Wars cantina a perfect model of diversity?)

Without a Party, anyone runs who’s able to raise (or already possesses) the requisite money – even if he happens to be a pathological narcissist who has never before held public office, even if he’s a knave detested by all his Republican colleagues.

We’re scared shitless of Trump.

Without a Republican Party, it’s just us and them. And one of them could even become the next President of the United States.

Us: communists
Them: Free Americans

 

Sorry, Robert.  We’re cleaning house.

“What the caterpillar calls the end of the world the master calls a butterfly.” — Richard Bach

 

No one’s defends obozo anymore, not even the invincibly ignorant

Wednesday, 17 February 2016

obozo collage