2012 Olympic Logo – Old and Improved

There’s been a recent kerfuffle by those filthy muslims, eye-ranian this time, about how the stupid 2012 Olympic logo secretly spells ZION.  Why homicidal jihadist bastards would give a crap about the last human city on earth in the Matrix universe is beyond me.

Well, the British showed some rare spine and told the ragheads, in polite language,  to fuck off.  While it is a shitty logo it’s been around since 2007, a little late for whining.

I made my take on the logo back in 2007.  Still shines today, like my shorn scrotum.

Quality Movie Quotes

“Who the FUCK is this CHERRY?”

–Henry Silva regarding Steven Seagal in Above the Law

“BULLETPROOF, asshole!  Just like yours!” — Fraker, evil gang leader, rising to the occasion after being shot by Charlie Bronson  in DEATH WISH 3

“I could dance with you ’til the cows come home. Better yet, I could dance with the cows ’til you come home. (beat) Oh Christ, I’ve come!”  –Matt Rayner, pretending to teach dancing to toweled coeds in Ski School

“I want your eyes, PIG!  I WANT THEM!”  –Night Slasher in Cobra

Shooter McGavin: “Stay out of my way, or you’ll pay. Listen to what I say.”
Happy Gilmore: “Yeah, why don’t I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?” 

“The Matrix cannot tell you who you are.”
(Trinity to Neo)

Dumbass teen:  “Hey, it’s okay. We can help you.”
Freddy: (slashing teen’s throat) “Help yourself, FUCKER!”  —Nightmare on Elm Steet 2

“You are all my children now!”  Freddy —Nightmare on Elm Steet 2

“Yessir. The whole world’s gonna know about it. Starlight Starbright:  the place where Alex and Maggie left for the STARS!” – Otis (a Magical Negro) –The Last Starfighter

“They killed the Giggler, man.  THEY KILLED THE GIGGLER!”  –grieving gangmember, DEATH WISH 3 (one of the greatest comedies of all time)

“End of line.”  MCP  in Tron

Is Satan the Father? Find out after these messages.

I vacillate between believing God or Satan runs the Show. If Satan is the True God, then the rare comfort of religion and the kindness of a few souls is the true victory. If God is the Real, it means all of the horror has His approval. God laughs at the grand illusion while for us it is absolutely terrifying and real, with less than 50 living souls able to see the underlying green code of the Matrix.

To God, the evil that men do is simply a debt they shall pay later. He doesn’t hate the wicked nor especially love the good. It’s hard to accept this concept, maybe impossible, while alive.  Abstain from judgment! Of everything! 

I really need to get off the fucking internet, just blank it out for a week at a time (minus meatlights and email). The web is worse than alcohol and TV. Hard drugs may kill you, but all that means is you won’t live to suffer the consequences of your mistakes, unlike if you watch 2 Girls, 1 Cup (I haven’t and never will, if I can help it).

I’m afraid to imagine what life will be in 50 to 100 years when the Matrix is real and we’ll click through entire worlds like ghosts who feel everything as if living.

A step behind

Another thing Superman Returns had against it, besides an awful story, is the number of movie characters who have convincingly flown in the past few years (thanks to green screens and computers):

Neo from The Matrix
Harry Potter and Friends
Batman (glides)
Spider-Man (close enough)
Hulk (leaps)
Storm, Magneto (sort of) and the Gay Hawk Guy from X-Men
Flames Guy from Fantastic Four
and from their own franchise:

Smallville’s Clark Kent (at times) Zod/Lex Luthor, Martian Man Hunter, Bizarro and Supergirl.

Now a new version of KITT for a new made-for-tv movie has been revealed. Sure, it looks cool, but didn’t most of us just see a whole FLEET of cool vehicles that become convincing-as-hell CGI robots in Transformers?

Half of Hollywood is a step behind.