Right on the heels of The Obamessiah’s Nobel Prize, I too awakened to discover this…
I’m still in shock at winning. But I shouldn’t be, as I was already Time’s Person of the Year in 2006.
Oh wait, I almost forgot!
Hey, let me be the first to congratulate you. Be sure to bring your Nobel Prize to any participating Arby’s for $3 off.
BONUS VIDEO: Steven Crowder presents: I GOTS’ A PEACE PRIZE!