Star Wars Crapisode VIII

Well my nigs, if The Phantom Menace was a disastrous date with a beautiful stranger then The Force Awakens was date rape. After seeing the latter I was extra-pissed at having to buy the ticket in advance, in a theater with assigned seating. Never again.

If you’ve seen the trailer for The Last Jedi you already know it’s going to be a bad clone of The Empire Strikes Back. What gave it away? The snow fox, a still frame of a line of parked AT-ATs, and knowing Disney won’t take risks.

I don’t care about any of the characters, new or old. Rey is a poor replacement for Luke. Whether she turns evil or not makes no difference.

Hamill has said he entirely disagrees with the direction they took Luke. My guess is he won’t even leave Irish Island or wherever the fuck he’s hiding until Crapisode 9.

If Finn had been White, you would wonder what his character is even doing there. Same for the new X-wing pilot, who has scenes outside the cockpit yet is less memorable than Wedge or even Porkins.

The trailer also implies that Leia just stands in place on the bridge of a ship while her jug-eared, tantrum-throwing Vader-wannabe son locks missiles on her. TFA did nothing with her character, now she’s CG and it makes no difference.

Anyway, that’s that.

 

 

American Gods Ep. 4: Tits or GTFO

Ep 4 of American Gods is automatically better than Ep 3 because there are no futt-bucking muslims anywhere. We get the story of the whore wife. What’s worse than her cheating on Sha-dope was marrying the poor fool. He loves her, she loves nothing. More insulting, we see her ass (or a body double’s ass) for less than a second and NO titties, this after last week’s unwelcome gay muslim sausage-fest (for which today’s muslim bombing of the Ariana Grande concert is revenge?)

This is the first episode Sha-dope is allowed to emote, giving him some depth, so there’s that. The saddest part was Dummy the Cat. I was disappointed his ghost self didn’t appear in Anubis’ afterlife sandbox, even just to take a shit.

Oh and uh, since the Hannibal TV show dudes made AG, “Tobias” is back as one of the Old Gods.

 

War is unwinnable when you don’t play to win

Here’s something meeting the legal definition of obscenity: George W. Bush aka Bush 43 aka Dubya, who took up painting as a hobby, made a book of portraits of veterans wounded in wars he’s responsible for prolonging and the gay kenyan muslim for losing.

I supported the Iraq war because for 12 years saddam was a disruptive asshole who thumbed his nose at the world and whose antics were no longer tolerable after 9/11.

The issue which was never addressed before, during or after, was what to do with Iraq once saddam was eliminated.

The correct answer was to make Iraq a US territory divided into 3 states and ruled with an iron fist, while seizing enough oil to pay for the whole thing.

None of that happened. We never achieved (or declared) victory, unless you count neocons’ Endless War Welfare Program for the enrichment of the “Defense” Department as winning. (Even filthy proto-SJW communists against “all” war deserve partial credit for their opposition.)

The year we truly lost Iraq was 2005, when we let Iraqis make their new government an “islamic democracy” when no such thing can exist. islam is sharia, sharia is islam; there is no “moderate” or reasonable version of sharia. If the USA honored the Second Amendment with the same inflexibility as sharia, we’d have open carry in all 50 states (and way less crime).

There’s little else to say, except a repeat of the conclusion of the first paragraph: Republicans prolong wars they have no intention of winning and democrats lose winnable wars on purpose.  

American Gods Ep. 3: gay Jinn and Juice

We’re almost to the halfway mark of the awful American Gods.  By now you and I are used to the pointless vignettes of random gods interacting with their unfortunate believers. We’ve seen Vikings aka White Warriors made to look like fools by a never-seen wind god, then the following week a Plaid Pimp God of Black Slaves—with a hate-Whitey speech most certainly polished by Shlomo—forcing his followers to commit mass suicide.  At Ep. 3’s start it’s Anubis, only instead of being a man with a dog’s head Nubes is a Black dude, even though ancient Egyptians were not Black.

Forget all that anyway, they’ve outdone themselves this week with muslim finooks.  Well, it’s not really gay since one of the two futt-buckin’ moose limbs is a jinn with flaming eyes.  Just joking, it’s gay times gay times gay and I, like others, predict it’s sure to spur a diaperhead terrorist attack IRL (sadly never in hollywood where promoters of this rubbish reside).

The leprechaun is back, the one who resents “stereotypes” like assuming all ‘chauns are short yet is a fire-haired, pasty-skinned, fighting and drinking Hibernian with an accent Straight Outta Lucky Charms.  Oddly, the ‘chaun needs a certain magic coin to have good luck though otherwise he shits coins out of thin air.  And he didn’t have the bad luck, the poor sap who picked him up while he was hitchhiking did.

To answer your question why I watch this crap if I hate it: it’s only 8 episodes and will be over soon enough.  In its favor this latest ep has probably enraged some muslims with this latest, lauded-by-leftards faggotry.

 

 

 

 

 

Anti-White American Gods

I tried reading American Gods long ago and only made it a few pages. The premise sounded promising but I couldn’t get past the protagonist’s stupid name, “Shadow Moon.” Amazon reviews assured it’s yet another regurgitation of the same left-wing horseshit you can suffer anywhere else. 

FF to 2017 and the American Gods TV series. Shadow Moon is played by a 100% Black dude when in the novel he’s shaded more like Obozo. The author, Neil Gaiman, approved of this change. Why wouldn’t he, when the studio handed him bulging sacks with ‘$’ printed on them?

In the first episode of two released so far, S. Moon starts out in prison. He has a dream where his wife appears and lo, she’s lily-white. Of course.

I’m so tired of this shit, the in-your-face Black Man/White Woman pairings. It’s not incidental and it’s not making the best casting choice. If Shadow Moon was made Black (isn’t naming a Black person Shadow RAYSISS?) to ramp up Diversity, why not employ a Black actress to be his wife? Black women are equally unhappy with these unlikely couples, and should be.

The first episode was passable. Artsy, well-shot but plodding with a simpleton script. You can already tell any Big Reveals later are not going to make up for time invested watching.

Hollywood doesn’t try to temper its Anti-White bias anymore. Every single White person in the first episode is one or a combination of callous, murderous, psychotic, adulterous or raysiss. The one exception is Ian McShane, but
1) his character is central to the story
2) he’s older than bone dust and therefore not a threat.

If the first episode was standard anti-White fare, the second hammers the message home, beginning on A SLAVE SHIP. Slave porn, never depicted for any reason but to enrage Blacks in real life.

One of the slaves makes a prayer to a CG spider, who then appears in the cargo hold as Orlando Jones wearing a plaid pimp-suit, a god named Anansi aka Mr. Nancy.

With his patented bulging bug-eyes and snarls, Jones delivers a hate-Whitey speech worthy of any SJW dignitary, only more deft and literate. Your life is a living hell, Black Man, 400 years, nothing is ever your fault. The only thing missing was a slave wearing a Black Lives Matter t-shirt.

A truly concerned African god might appear before the African kings who enslaved and sold their own people and warn them to stop. Nancy’s solution is to free the original supplicant from his chains and command all the slaves to riot, turning the slave ship into a burning failboat where everyone dies, proving Nancy’s an even bigger asshole than the slave-owners.

Most TV isn’t worth writing a single word about. I wrote this mainly to test my keyboard’s batteries. The new batteries appear to be working.

Ruck Fubio, aka If you like Trump, you’ll like this

This is an informal analysis of this Rubio ad, whence Recucklican* Establishment dillholes accuse Trump of not being serious.   

“Marco Rubio is a foreign policy expert.”

Rubio isn’t expert enough to recognize countries hoping to survive need strong borders. No need to guess what he’d do as Preezy, he’s already on record for an attempt at amnesty.

“(Trump) praises Putin.”

Trump praises Putin the same way Putin “praises” obozo.

 

Trump and Putin is a case of ‘Game recognize game.’ Trump can acknowledge the midget k-g-wannabe’s success without being cuckolded and ignored like obozo. Putin will get exactly ONE chance to come correct before President Trump writes his ass off.

“(Trump) doesn’t know what our nuclear triad is!”

How is this an effective selling point? It’s like some guy marching into a bar, pointing to another guy sitting on a stool and shouting, “HEY EVERYONE! THIS GUY DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT QUANTUM MECHANICS!”

Fuckface Rubio doesn’t know what a BORDER is.

No one cares about nukes anyway. They won’t be used, not even by kooks like pakistan and n. korea.  The most plausible nuclear attack would be by muslim shitbags detonating a suitcase nuke in the heart of NYC (most likely supplied by iran, supplied by obozo.)

“(Trump says) he’ll be neutral on Israel…”

Assuming this is true, Israel could use a neutral breather after 8 years of being ignored and attacked by the active muslim enemy in the White Mosque. Unlike progmerica, Israel’s government looks after its citizens’ safety and survival.

“Trump claims he knows about China because there’s a Chinese bank in one of his buildings…”

Trump is a global negotiator and expert businessman. Though he’s ‘set for life’ he has thousands of employees counting on him to keep his empire profitable and growing. Trump has to deliver while obozo does not, as the latter has magical dark skin and a treasonous media protecting him.

Do you you think Rube-io or obozo knows more about the way the world really works than Trump? The Chinese bitches
sounded off this week over a Trump Presidency. They’re scared, and they should be. Red China is run by an evil regime that murders innocent people only with rice in the background instead of soviet vodka.

“We can’t have a president who knows nothing about foreign policy…”

obozo’s already proven that, we’re now disrespected the world over and our enemies have all gained ground. We are paying iran billions when they should be nuked instead.

Trump cannot be a bigger disaster for America than obozo. The last 8 years have been bad for America. Our economy sucks, the border is wide open and racial hatred has exploded, fueled by the White Mosque.

When We The People voted the commie bastards out, their Recucklican replacements did NOTHING to stop the jug-eared tyrant.  They failed us at every level. And now punkass Rubio-boto thinks he’s going to win on some vague promise that he  knows how the world works? AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

CAN’T STUMP THE TRUMP.

 

TRUMP 2016  

Make America Great Again–because right now, things are fucked

*Recucklican:  n.  portmanteau of Republican and cuckold;  a fake conservative/crony capitalist who stands for nothing and falls for everything schemed by democrats

 

The death of common sense leaves a hell of a rotten corpse

Would any socialist weenie around the world care to explain why the United states, with its greedy for-profit health care system, must take in “victims” made sick from their own irresponsible behavior when health care is a “right” and “free” everywhere else in the world?

Some possible answers:

1) Americans like contracting STDs, including lethal ones

2) Americans enjoy having their tax money lavished on foreigners who have paid nothing into the system and arrive as Takers

3) obozo is trying to further sabotage the Amerian health care system

4) a certain corrupt political party (rhymes with emocrat) needs more insta-voters.

I’m going with (3) and (4).

obozo’s marxist capo HHS secretary ran the numbers and explained in the Federal Register that, ‘The results are not economically significant, i.e. more than $100 million of costs and benefits in a single year.’ In other words, the cost of welcoming in aliens with these STDs will be below $100 million every year,” said the CIS report.

Government-to-Reality Conversion rate: 100 million = 800 million

The obozo criminal syndicate is already responsible for every American harmed by an illegal invader; don’t expect them to worry about bringing in more disease along with crime.

TRUMP 2016 — MAKE AMERICA SANE AGAIN

 

 

 

Scalia Superior, obozo inferior (plus Dick VanderDyke for some reason)

Nothing to get excited about that obozo would take a jab at Scalia.  

obozo is such a narcissistic prick I doubt he would have interrupted his busy BasketGolf schedule and multi-million dollar taxpayer-funded vacations to attend even karl marx’s or saul alinsky’s funeral.   Remember, this jug-eared anti-American dope sat in the pews of “reverend” wright’s hate-Whitey “church” for a quarter-century, then dropped him like a hot coal when the non-liberal media raised a single eyebrow.  

I’m glad obozo didn’t attend Scalia’s funeral, he would have felt very insecure around a man who–even while dead–is his superior in every way.  

 

Then over here we have Dick Van Dyke, who no one remembers except for being aikido-thrown by an ottoman, with an URGENT MESSAGE for you all.  (When you’re 108-years-young every message is urgent and every word could be your last…)   

Can anything more ridiculous than an obama-voter-turned-bern-bern buffoon warning anyone about how the Emperor wears no clothes?

 

 

 

 

No one’s defends obozo anymore, not even the invincibly ignorant

Fuck iran, right in the neck

Around mid-December of last year, an article showed a mural in tehran which “mocked” the USA with a parody of Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima with modern US soldiers raising the flag on a mountain of dead muslims.

 

How is this a mockery? THIS IS THE DREAM.

Today this article appeared:

Iran Publishes Pictures of Captured U.S. Sailors Crying

 

The picture is real but the date is inaccurate. The weeping sailor was photographed on January 20th, 2009, the day sworn enemies of America hijacked the White House.

Don’t believe me?

The Obama administration, including Secretary of State John Kerry, has praised and thanked Iran for the way it treated the captured sailors, who were released by Iranian authorities the following morning.

What a joyous day for the country when these communist pricks and twats are removed from power.