Ruck Fubio, aka If you like Trump, you’ll like this

This is an informal analysis of this Rubio ad, whence Recucklican* Establishment dillholes accuse Trump of not being serious.   

“Marco Rubio is a foreign policy expert.”

Rubio isn’t expert enough to recognize countries hoping to survive need strong borders. No need to guess what he’d do as Preezy, he’s already on record for an attempt at amnesty.

“(Trump) praises Putin.”

Trump praises Putin the same way Putin “praises” obozo.

 

Trump and Putin is a case of ‘Game recognize game.’ Trump can acknowledge the midget k-g-wannabe’s success without being cuckolded and ignored like obozo. Putin will get exactly ONE chance to come correct before President Trump writes his ass off.

“(Trump) doesn’t know what our nuclear triad is!”

How is this an effective selling point? It’s like some guy marching into a bar, pointing to another guy sitting on a stool and shouting, “HEY EVERYONE! THIS GUY DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT QUANTUM MECHANICS!”

Fuckface Rubio doesn’t know what a BORDER is.

No one cares about nukes anyway. They won’t be used, not even by kooks like pakistan and n. korea.  The most plausible nuclear attack would be by muslim shitbags detonating a suitcase nuke in the heart of NYC (most likely supplied by iran, supplied by obozo.)

“(Trump says) he’ll be neutral on Israel…”

Assuming this is true, Israel could use a neutral breather after 8 years of being ignored and attacked by the active muslim enemy in the White Mosque. Unlike progmerica, Israel’s government looks after its citizens’ safety and survival.

“Trump claims he knows about China because there’s a Chinese bank in one of his buildings…”

Trump is a global negotiator and expert businessman. Though he’s ‘set for life’ he has thousands of employees counting on him to keep his empire profitable and growing. Trump has to deliver while obozo does not, as the latter has magical dark skin and a treasonous media protecting him.

Do you you think Rube-io or obozo knows more about the way the world really works than Trump? The Chinese bitches
sounded off this week over a Trump Presidency. They’re scared, and they should be. Red China is run by an evil regime that murders innocent people only with rice in the background instead of soviet vodka.

“We can’t have a president who knows nothing about foreign policy…”

obozo’s already proven that, we’re now disrespected the world over and our enemies have all gained ground. We are paying iran billions when they should be nuked instead.

Trump cannot be a bigger disaster for America than obozo. The last 8 years have been bad for America. Our economy sucks, the border is wide open and racial hatred has exploded, fueled by the White Mosque.

When We The People voted the commie bastards out, their Recucklican replacements did NOTHING to stop the jug-eared tyrant.  They failed us at every level. And now punkass Rubio-boto thinks he’s going to win on some vague promise that he  knows how the world works? AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

CAN’T STUMP THE TRUMP.

 

TRUMP 2016  

Make America Great Again–because right now, things are fucked

*Recucklican:  n.  portmanteau of Republican and cuckold;  a fake conservative/crony capitalist who stands for nothing and falls for everything schemed by democrats

 

The death of common sense leaves a hell of a rotten corpse

Would any socialist weenie around the world care to explain why the United states, with its greedy for-profit health care system, must take in “victims” made sick from their own irresponsible behavior when health care is a “right” and “free” everywhere else in the world?

Some possible answers:

1) Americans like contracting STDs, including lethal ones

2) Americans enjoy having their tax money lavished on foreigners who have paid nothing into the system and arrive as Takers

3) obozo is trying to further sabotage the Amerian health care system

4) a certain corrupt political party (rhymes with emocrat) needs more insta-voters.

I’m going with (3) and (4).

obozo’s marxist capo HHS secretary ran the numbers and explained in the Federal Register that, ‘The results are not economically significant, i.e. more than $100 million of costs and benefits in a single year.’ In other words, the cost of welcoming in aliens with these STDs will be below $100 million every year,” said the CIS report.

Government-to-Reality Conversion rate: 100 million = 800 million

The obozo criminal syndicate is already responsible for every American harmed by an illegal invader; don’t expect them to worry about bringing in more disease along with crime.

TRUMP 2016 — MAKE AMERICA SANE AGAIN

 

 

 

Scalia Superior, obozo inferior (plus Dick VanderDyke for some reason)

Nothing to get excited about that obozo would take a jab at Scalia.  

obozo is such a narcissistic prick I doubt he would have interrupted his busy BasketGolf schedule and multi-million dollar taxpayer-funded vacations to attend even karl marx’s or saul alinsky’s funeral.   Remember, this jug-eared anti-American dope sat in the pews of “reverend” wright’s hate-Whitey “church” for a quarter-century, then dropped him like a hot coal when the non-liberal media raised a single eyebrow.  

I’m glad obozo didn’t attend Scalia’s funeral, he would have felt very insecure around a man who–even while dead–is his superior in every way.  

 

Then over here we have Dick Van Dyke, who no one remembers except for being aikido-thrown by an ottoman, with an URGENT MESSAGE for you all.  (When you’re 108-years-young every message is urgent and every word could be your last…)   

Can anything more ridiculous than an obama-voter-turned-bern-bern buffoon warning anyone about how the Emperor wears no clothes?

 

 

 

 

No one’s defends obozo anymore, not even the invincibly ignorant

Fuck iran, right in the neck

Around mid-December of last year, an article showed a mural in tehran which “mocked” the USA with a parody of Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima with modern US soldiers raising the flag on a mountain of dead muslims.

 

How is this a mockery? THIS IS THE DREAM.

Today this article appeared:

Iran Publishes Pictures of Captured U.S. Sailors Crying

 

The picture is real but the date is inaccurate. The weeping sailor was photographed on January 20th, 2009, the day sworn enemies of America hijacked the White House.

Don’t believe me?

The Obama administration, including Secretary of State John Kerry, has praised and thanked Iran for the way it treated the captured sailors, who were released by Iranian authorities the following morning.

What a joyous day for the country when these communist pricks and twats are removed from power.

Obozo Again

Gun-grabbing obozo

One thing I love about obozo, he’s only surrounded by ass-lickers and therefore thinks he has the rest of the country fooled.  The Supreme Narcissist dares to accuse others of being paranoid.

“The United States was born suspicious of some distant authority…”

No, obozo, the Founders divided government’s power in thirds because it feared our OWN government’s authority. Though the federal leviathan is not working very well these days with the activist Supreme Joke and coward GOP congress, in a year you’ll be gone, a talkshow irritant whose reign shall only be remembered as the most visible failure of affirmative action.  President Trump has his work cut out for him.

So, there’s no reason to be concerned about an out-of-control federal mafia?

EPA, FDA stocking up on body armor during President Obama’s watch

 

Watchdog: Feds paid Amtrak worker to spy on passengers

“The OIG determined that over a period of 20 years, the DEA paid the Amtrak employee $854,460 as of January 2014 for information that was available at no cost to the government in violation of federal regulations relating to the use of government property, thereby wasting substantial government funds,” the OIG wrote.

Needlessly spying on citizens AND wasting money at the same time?! THAT is government efficiency!

Mark Kelly, the obozo shill married to Gabby Giffords (another victim of armed left-wing nutjobs) innocently asked: “So, I would like you to explain with 350 million guns in 65 million places, households, from Key West, to Alaska, 350 million objects in 65 million places, if the Federal government wanted to confiscate those objects, how would they do that?”

For an astronaut, Kelly sure lacks imagination.

It’s not impossible for the federal mafia to reduce the number of guns to insignificance. Remember, half the American people are already sheep and would turn in their guns if commanded. Another crossover segment would turn in guns voluntarily for a federal gun buyback program. obozo burned a trillion dollars on a scamulus with nothing to show for it, do you think the federal mafia can’t print another worthless trillion and offer $5000 for every gun? It’s funny money, folks, 1s and 0s.

Another portion of the “free” will turn in their armed neighbors for monetary awards and even now the obzoo crime syndicate is using “Executive Orders” to allow it to seize guns from whomever they deem “crazy” (a favorite tactic of communists).

Finally, looking ahead 30 years or so, drones will have made the entire world a surveillance state. There will be almost nowhere to even hide a firearm. Once the micro-drones report an illegal gun (that is, any gun not controlled by the government) humanoid robots controlled by distant soldiers will go house-to-house to collect it by force. Surrogates wasn’t a great movie, but this 30-second scene (click to play) shows how it could work. Instead of “pilots” flying drones over Iraq from Texas, it would be guys anywhere commanding disposable humanoid soldiers.

Long before the robot uprising, man will enslave man with electric eyes and golems.

Have a nice future! And remember: only the paranoid survive.

 

 

(Ongoing Honorable Mention to the Cankles Crime Syndicate. Still can’t shake those emails!)