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A few words about the Scamulus Bill

Monday, 16 February 2009

The Scamulus Bill looks set to pass, and it’s a damned shame. If the DC stooges were ever honest, they’d call it the Bureau/Crat Scamulus Bill, as the only ones benefiting from this UNread, pork-laden travesty are government bureaucrats and Taxocrat blocs which voted for Obamarx.

It’s a damned shame, indeed. I’m already looking past this most recent looting of the Treasury to the next one. If history is any guide, THE SCAMULUS WON’T WORK, and while the fooled fools await results that won’t appear fast enough, Obamarx will be plotting yet another Scamulus; probably already is. As the Joker said: “It’s all part of The Plan.”

What do YOU propose, jerk? That the government just sit back and DO NOTHING?!?!?!

Hells yes! I’m a big fan of doing nothing, and that goes QUADRUPLE for government. The mistake people are making is confusing mindless frenetic ACTIVITY with purposeful action. It was government ACTIVITY and where’s-OUR-cut? meddling–not the free market–that caused all of these problems in the first place, and now it’s government that will prolong them.

What the critics don’t get or won’t admit is that just because the government does nothing doesn’t mean the people won’t. We all still need food and shelter and therefore will trade our labor for money to purchase goods and services. If the government really wanted to stimulate the economy, they’d slash taxes. Even the Taxocrats know this. But what do they crave more than money they can’t directly squander? POWER. It’s all an ego trip for them, and Repubeicans were struck by the same sickness.

If you’re a fan of government ACTION, write your Congressfolk and request they perform jumping jacks. Otherwise, don’t encourage them.

And Fuck Obamunism.