Posts Tagged ‘pregnancy’

Fucking Jessica Alba

Thursday, 8 May 2008

“Jessica Alba, natural lay”

Yeah, she’s hot
and let’s say you somehow got with her.
You stick it in a hole, get off, and you’re still there with her.


Now you have to talk.


I don’t give a shit how hot a woman is,
her asshole stinks.

That’s just what assholes do.  Stink.

I mean, it’s natural.

Let’s not pretend Jessica Alba’s current doofus
who got up in them guts didn’t notice
her asshole stinks.

Before he came, I’m sure he noticed.  And now she’s pregnant.