Posts Tagged ‘Republicans’

Regarding Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken

Thursday, 1 June 2017

Still avoiding political “news”, nonetheless, in the immortal words of J. Seinfeld: “I hear things.”

In the past 24 I’ve seen no less than three fakenews promotions seeking the opinions of Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken, one about trans-comic Kathy Griffin being edgy, another about SNL being funnier last season (somewhat true) and the last yet another falsehood for the Trump/Russia meme.  It’s truly astonishing leftards are still beating that dead horse which is now a powdered skeleton. No serious voter believes Trump/Russia, nor should they since there’s (still) zero evidence. (Evidence, facts, logic: the Holy Trinity which no liberal argument survives.)

So why the sudden interest in what Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken thinks about anything?

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Fakenews is bolstering this doofus for a 2020 presidential run. No, really.

Currently, Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken denies wanting the presidency but that means nothing.  If I had the momentum I’d sure as hell do it.  Unlike Rabbi Trump, I actually give zero fucks about anything except Making America Great Again, but that’s a rant for another time. 

Cosmetically speaking, Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken has no shot at the presidency. Curly Fries hair, stupid fugly smirk, glasses and everyone’s favorite.  The bow on the package? Not remotely funny, not even by SNL standards.  When Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken traded comedy for politics, he literally had NOTHING to lose.

If Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken had won his 2008 election against Norm Coleman fairly I could leave off here, but the facts are Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken stole that election.  If Ann isn’t your cup of tea, google or youtube “Al Franken stole election.”

Whether you lose an election by a single vote, or 725 like Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken YOU STILL LOSE.

Because RINOs didn’t fight Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken’s fraudulent victory, communistcrats were able to pass obozocare.

Hard to decide who’s worse, Republicans for being spineless thots or democrats for existing.

 

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Semi-humble take on VP debate

Thursday, 11 October 2012

Watched the VP debate because I’d already jacked off earlier.  

Biden clownish but somewhat effective.  Ryan not as polished as expected; should’ve punched harder, especially when you only get one shot.

The Kenyan attended the wedding of the moderator 20 years ago.  Maybe it means nothing, but you can bet your ass the lamestream-media jerkoffs would be crying foul if it was Romney who knew the mod in the same scenario.

Why was it a big deal that Ryan didn’t have “budget details” when His Majesty has never passed a budget his entire time in office?

Biden looked foolish, trying to justify his faith as a “pro-choice Catholic”.  Why stop there?  Be an anti-cannabis stoner and multi-racial klansman.

Conservatives look like idiots when they claim to desire smaller government yet push the abortion issue.

Liberals look like idiots when they claim a woman has a right to control her own body and that the relationship between a woman and her doctor is “sacred”.  Do any of you ladies believe that they believe you have a right to control your own bodies?  If so, try lighting up a joint or selling your pussy.

Abortion is a moot campaign issue anyway, meaning no President could overturn Roe v. Wade if s/he tried.  The “supreme” court is shit now anyway; enemies of the people.

Biden kept saying RESPONSIBILITY over and over, but only when referring to the Afghans taking over “defense” of their terrible country.  Ryan didn’t say it either, but it was extremely odd to hear a taxocrat saying it.  Since when does the Party of Victimhood endorse RESPONSIBILITY for anyone?

Neither side won any converts.  

Revolution is still imminent, ten years or less.

Don’t think of them as Americans any more

Tuesday, 26 May 2009

Colin Powell is at it again. Nothing has changed with Powell since last December when I ripped him a second asshole, except he’s become ever the more useful idiot and tool of the left to bash the few real conservative voices remaining.

Powell is not alone in his suicidal quest. Damn near all of the high-position elected Repubicans are striving to be more like the statists now running things (into the ground). The lot of them have decided it’s better to be loved and admired than pursue any difficult course of action that doesn’t end in personal glory.

Ours is an age of pure politician, with only a sprinkling of statesman.

The Republican Party is in disarray and deserving to lose because despite the recent weak rebranding it still stands for nothing. Though true conservatives haven’t gone anywhere, the party has abandoned its core conservative principles of limited government, low taxation, strong (logical) national defense and a historical framework of moral values based on Judeo-Christian teachings. I didn’t make these up just now, nor do I necessarily wish any of these to be taken to “extremes”, but these are principles that governed the way America ran from 1776 to the 1930s,—historically unique ideas which worked to build the greatest of all nations—before the first rivulets of the flood of communist horseshit we’re drowning in today began creeping into the streets.

I can’t even write about this any more. There are so many mental drifters, slaves and honest-to-God ignorant fuckups flooding this country from within and without, it’s like a race between the illegal aliens and their enablers and the idiot factories knows as government schools to see which can create the more harmful parasite/voter in greater numbers.

Reminds me of a scene from Invasion of the Body Snatchers or one of its many remakes or rip-offs, where a military guy or scientist(s) is observing, through a thermal imager, a gang of children that have been taken over by alien parasites.  One of the men says, “”Don’t think of them as children any more.”

And so America begins its decline, 2009. I can’t believe there’s anything left to discuss with so-called ‘Americans’ that demand the government take care of them from cradle to grave, while commanding everyone else on how to live their lives. Such people already exist by the millions…they’re called Europeans (and Canadians) and their cultures are dying more rapidly than ours.

Statists are not Americans. It would be wise not to think of them as Americans anymore.



Dear Colin Powell: Get lost, and take your giant head with you

Friday, 12 December 2008

When it comes to race, the Republican Party can’t win.

Bush 43, for all his faults, not only bent over backwards but damned near contorted himself into a pretzel hiring minorities for his Cabinet and elsewhere, including Alberto Gonzalez, Condi Rice and Colin Powell as the first Black Secretary of State.

Were Bush a true conservative, he would’ve taken the hit and hired the best people for the job, not the most colorful or capable of getting pregnant.

The predictable result was Bush ended up celebrating diversity by himself, got no credit from the left wing, race-obsessed hypocrites, and we the American people were stuck with the usual doubts about these characters.

My friends, my friends, you have every right and reason to doubt these peoples’ credentials and competency. Thanks to racist and idiotic affirmative action, which sends a clear message that minorities are not good enough to be chosen on their merit and therefore need high-chairs, we can never be sure anyone selected is right for the job, only right-colored or gendered.

I would be happy with an all-White, all-male government IF they were the best at doing the job. For most of America’s history White Guys DID run the show, with mixed results (in an oversimplification: the farther back you go the more they stuck to the rule of law). If the USA suddenly had an all-Black, Hispanic, Asian or Female government, I would raise my eyebrows like Spock, and if it turned out they did the best job, I’d be all for them. I want results, not excuses, and it’s a national disgrace we have to settle for racial also-rans and female seat-fillers in important positions of power to please the libmedia’s racial quotas.

Which brings us to Colin Powell.

Powell–who has been crucified by the left-wringers many times–recently thanked his boss and his party by voting for Obama, and is now relieving his massive ego’s bladder with a sham interview, embarrassing himself by assaulting conservatives for not being race-obsessed liberals.

The only reason I can think of this ingrate would stay in the Republican party is he’s a mole for moreon.org or the HoPuffs.

“I think the party has to take a hard look at itself,” Powell said in the interview, which was taped Wednesday.

This much I agree with, not because of race but because there are no conservatives left in it. The GOP has to be rebuilt almost from scratch.

Powell: “There is nothing wrong with being conservative. There is nothing wrong with having socially conservative views — I don’t object to that.”

Wow. Let me dry my eyes after that very moving endorsement for YOUR party’s principles. In return let me say there’s PLENTY wrong with being a left-wing socialist, starting with the Founding Fathers’ distrust of excessive government power and their rejection of socialism in favor of self-determinism.

Powell: “But if the party wants to have a future in this country, it has to face some realities. In another 20 years, the majority in this country will be the minority.”

Doesn’t this sound like an implied threat? What does Powell know about those minorities that we don’t? What disgusts me the most is his notion that all the things that made America great (and liberals despise) must now step aside as Whites step down from being the majority.

Powell: “I think the party has to stop shouting at the world and at the country…I think that the party has to take a hard look at itself, and I’ve talked to a number of leaders in recent weeks and they understand that.”

Leaders? Which leaders? Where? The only leaders’ opinions that matter are American leaders, and I’m not sure we have any of those left. I would gladly have the USA stop “shouting” at the world if we could simultaneously withdraw all financial aid to other nations.

Powell, who crossed party lines and endorsed President-elect Barack Obama just weeks before the election, said the GOP must see what is in the “hearts and minds” of African-American, Hispanic and Asian voters “and not just try to influence them by… the principles and dogma.”

In the words of Big Trouble in Little China’s David Lo Pan: “Now this really pisses me off!”

Conservative principles are available to all and would be self-evident if not for liberal propaganda. In order for communist bullshit to “work” it must be constantly reinforced by the media, whereas liberty and the right to keep the fruits of one’s labor are self-evident. What in Powell’s mind makes Blacks and Hispanics unable to grasp the concepts of liberty and the free market?

I can’t guess exactly what’s in the “hearts and minds” of Blacks and Hispanics, but I’m fairly sure the government they crave protects their rights, follows the rule of law, keeps criminals imprisoned, keeps terrorists on the run and takes only a reasonable share of their income and no more.

Powell: “Can we continue to listen to Rush Limbaugh…is this really the kind of party that we want to be when these kinds of spokespersons seem to appeal to our lesser instincts rather than our better instincts?”

This one’s easy. During the election Powell was humiliated several times by Limbaugh, who rightly pointed out Powell’s endorsement for Obama was based primarily on race. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, just have the balls to admit it, Mr. Powell.

My instincts are better than yours.