Watched the VP debate because I’d already jacked off earlier.
Biden clownish but somewhat effective. Ryan not as polished as expected; should’ve punched harder, especially when you only get one shot.
The Kenyan attended the wedding of the moderator 20 years ago. Maybe it means nothing, but you can bet your ass the lamestream-media jerkoffs would be crying foul if it was Romney who knew the mod in the same scenario.
Why was it a big deal that Ryan didn’t have “budget details” when His Majesty has never passed a budget his entire time in office?
Biden looked foolish, trying to justify his faith as a “pro-choice Catholic”. Why stop there? Be an anti-cannabis stoner and multi-racial klansman.
Conservatives look like idiots when they claim to desire smaller government yet push the abortion issue.
Liberals look like idiots when they claim a woman has a right to control her own body and that the relationship between a woman and her doctor is “sacred”. Do any of you ladies believe that they believe you have a right to control your own bodies? If so, try lighting up a joint or selling your pussy.
Abortion is a moot campaign issue anyway, meaning no President could overturn Roe v. Wade if s/he tried. The “supreme” court is shit now anyway; enemies of the people.
Biden kept saying RESPONSIBILITY over and over, but only when referring to the Afghans taking over “defense” of their terrible country. Ryan didn’t say it either, but it was extremely odd to hear a taxocrat saying it. Since when does the Party of Victimhood endorse RESPONSIBILITY for anyone?
Her sentimental drivel in PARADE magazine is a dull spoon.
Normally I just roll with it—-like reading Marmaduke as a knee-jerk reflex when I know it will create absolutely no mirth at all—-but this column stuck in my craw. I understand not liking Mitt Romney, I recognize the right to vote against him, but I HATE intellectual dishonesty, and painting Romney as a callous buffoon who has “written off” 47% of the nation is dishonest.
The column romanticizes the hard work of the wait staff, which is self-defeating, because Romney wasn’t talking about people who work hard.
I ask you also to consider what it must have felt like to be a server in that room. Imagine what it must have felt like to be those hourly wage earners listening to a presidential candidate depict them as lazy. Now multiply them by millions.
Schultz knows Romney isn’t talking about hourly wage earners; he wasn’t referring to retirees living on Social Security or people collecting Unemployment and temporary welfare.
Everyone knows someone–usually at the periphery of their circle–engaged in welfare fraud and faking disabilities. When I went to jury duty, a woman who worked for a company which sold motorized carts described ‘sick’ people literally springing into the dealership to get a taxpayer-funded cart. Everyone I know has at least one story of some vermin in line at the grocery, buying hundreds of dollars of steak and salmon with an EBT card, then hopping into a brand-new Caddy. Don’t get me started on the fucktards at the IRS, who sent refund checks to inmates in prison, and in one case, 2,300 people living at one address.
I shouldn’t have to resort to watching Charles Bronson kill The Giggler to calm down. But that’s where we are as a nation.
It seems gays will finally be allowed to OPENLY SERVE in the military, another case of an asshole liberal activist judge overriding the will of the people.
Folks, it doesn’t matter whether you’re for openly-serving gays in the military or not: when judges legislate from the bench and override processes set in place to properly change laws, that is called ‘tyranny’.
You can stop reading now if you wish, the major flaw with this corrupt decision has just been exposed.
Still here? OK.
My problem with openly-serving gays in the military isn’t gays…it’s the patently dishonest way the politically-correct subversives will downplay and hide results IF the results of this experiment are not positive. They’ve already done this with women in the military. I’m not saying there shouldn’t be women in the military, but I AM saying I doubt there will ever be an honest accounting of all the additional expenses and problems caused by the presence of women.
With the arrival of ‘open-gay’ soldiers, the list of problems is just unfurling. Expect reports of unwanted sexual advances and harassment (already a problem with women around) to increase. How about gay soldiers who contract HIV while in the service, further burdening the strained military medical system? AIDS drugs and care ain’t cheap. Another even more pressing problem is living arrangements…if gays can’t legally marry, can the military make a non-military partner a spouse in government housing?
And last but not least, the US Thugverment long ago “solved” the problem of natural human inequality by making every other lifeform except the Straight White Male a protected species, subject to preferential treatment. Now we can finally add poo-pushers to the list (surely there’s already an LGBT Celebration Month already in the works) right below the protected-class muslim vermin that shot up Fort Hood and got away with it because a few smart cowards didn’t want to jeopardize their careers and be labeled RACISTS.
The legitimate purpose of the military is to kill people (enemies) and break the enemies’ shit ’till the enemy don’t want to fight no more. The obamateurs (and to an extent, their predecessors) have turned our killing machines into legally-bound goodwill ambassadors who now have to play by all sorts of rules that only get them killed, or court-martialed when they do the right thing and ignore them. Now you’ve got Pussy on the left and Faggy to the right, in addition to Diaperhead and his rocket launcher hiding just over the next rock outcropping, and you can be court-martialed for hurting ANY of their feelings.
I’m already looking forward to the absolute slaughter of taxocrats this November 2nd…if this gay nonsense enrages even more voters to eject the commie bastards then hoo-rah.
From the comments section of a random website responding to obamarx’s new commiecare bill:
I think this man said it the best and will let his comments speak for themselves.
It has been said the greatest volume of sheer brain power in one place occurred when Jefferson dined alone. — John Kennedy
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. — Thomas Jefferson
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. — Thomas Jefferson
My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. — Thomas Jefferson
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. — Thomas Jefferson
When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe. — Thomas Jefferson
The Scamulus Bill looks set to pass, and it’s a damned shame. If the DC stooges were ever honest, they’d call it the Bureau/Crat Scamulus Bill, as the only ones benefiting from this UNread, pork-laden travesty are government bureaucrats and Taxocrat blocs which voted for Obamarx.
It’s a damned shame, indeed. I’m already looking past this most recent looting of the Treasury to the next one. If history is any guide, THE SCAMULUS WON’T WORK, and while the fooled fools await results that won’t appear fast enough, Obamarx will be plotting yet another Scamulus; probably already is. As the Joker said: “It’s all part of The Plan.”
What do YOU propose, jerk? That the government just sit back and DO NOTHING?!?!?!
Hells yes! I’m a big fan of doing nothing, and that goes QUADRUPLE for government. The mistake people are making is confusing mindless frenetic ACTIVITY with purposeful action. It was government ACTIVITY and where’s-OUR-cut? meddling–not the free market–that caused all of these problems in the first place, and now it’s government that will prolong them.
What the critics don’t get or won’t admit is that just because the government does nothing doesn’t mean the people won’t. We all still need food and shelter and therefore will trade our labor for money to purchase goods and services.If the government really wanted to stimulate the economy, they’d slash taxes. Even the Taxocrats know this. But what do they crave more than money they can’t directly squander? POWER. It’s all an ego trip for them, and Repubeicans were struck by the same sickness.
If you’re a fan of government ACTION, write your Congressfolk and request they perform jumping jacks. Otherwise, don’t encourage them.
Originally titled “The Ponytail Man”, the name of this post has been changed to reflect the more popular name for this absurd historical character. 14 APR 14
Apologies to the few who already read this post. I never thought to youtube the Ponytail Guy, whose purported name was “Denton Walthall”.
I put this up so that people who initially remember Denton the Ponytail Guy from a “town hall” meeting will have a slightly easier time finding or referencing him. Very likely the Ponytail Guy (aka Ponytailed Loser, Ponytailed Asshole, Ponytailed Mamaluke, Ponytailed Chooch) was an audience plant working for the Taxocrats.
The Second Clinton-Bush-Perot Presidential Debate (First Half)
This takes place in the first half of the Richmond debate. The October 15th “town hall” format debate was moderated by Carole Simpson.
PONYTAILED LOSER: And forgive the notes here but I’m shy on camera.
The focus of my work as a domestic mediator is meeting the needs of the children that I work with, by way of their parents, and not the wants of their parents. And I ask the three of you, how can we, as symbolically the children of the future president, expect the two of you, the three of you to meet our needs, the needs in housing and in crime and you name it, as opposed to the wants of your political spin doctors and your political parties?
SIMPSON: So your question is?
PONYTAILED LOSER: Can we focus on the issues and not the personalities and the mud? I think there’s a need, if we could take a poll here with the folks from Gallup perhaps, I think there’s a real need here to focus at this point on the needs.
(After Bush 41 and Clinton both idiotically agree)
PONYTAILED LOSER: Could we cross our hearts? It sounds silly here but could we make a commitment? You know, we’re not under oath at this point but could you make a commitment to the citizens of the US to meet our needs, and we have many, and not yours again? I repeat that. It’s a real need, I think, that we all have.
I’m ashamed to admit that way back in ’92 while I watched this live, I believed in what the Ponytailed Plant was saying, his begging our would-be leaders for assistance that, per the Constitution, he was not entitled to receive and they were not entitled to give him. It was the naivety of youth that made me believe this gross display of spinelessness was worthy of a free people, or that it would have any heart-softening effects on men (and women) the Constitution was put in place to protect us from. In answering this simpering hippie doofus, George Bush Sr., perhaps not understanding how stupid and outrageous the Ponytailed questions were, totally shit the cot. Perot did only marginally better. Only Chill Clinton seemed prepared to soothe the poor long-haired “child” in a convincing manner.To the best of my knowledge (a few dozen Google searches) Ponytail Guy has never been heard from again, suggesting he was indeed an audience plant to make Slick Willie look good.That was then. Today there’s less need for audience plants; the useful idiots of the mainstream media have given up all objectivity and are the direct descendants of Ponytail Man, existing only to make the Taxocrats look good. Today you are instructed to vote for Obamarx, the latest loving father who promises to take care of you, the infants.
Passion and shame torment him, and rage is mingled with his grief. - Virgil
The writer is very much capable of such feelings as love, affection, intimacy and caring. These feelings just don't involve anybody else. --bastardized
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