Wanted to return to shit-ass blogging with something absolutely useless and mundane.
Here it is:
That’s right. Character actor Fred “Remo Williams/Henry Miller” Ward looks like the real father of Suri “Last Samurai” Cruise, the not-so-adorable, spoiled rotten offspring of Tom “Xenu’s #1 Disciple” Cruise and overgrown elf Katie Holmes.
Sure beats the alternate theory: THE KID’S FUCKING CHINESE AND NO ONE ADMITS IT.
I googled around and believe I’m the first to say this, but “Jake Sully” the blue protagonist of Avatar, looks a hell of a lot like Elvis Presley.
The movie itself I grade an A+ for breakthrough visual effects and a D for story. As usual, Cameron’s attention to detail is stunning, he knows how little things make a movie believable. However the dialogue (mostly between humans) is stunted and lame, and plot-wise this is the second time I’ve watched the anti-American piece of shit Dances with Wolves in another movie (The Last Samurai is the Japanese version).
I saw Avatar in an IMAX 3-D theater. My head is still pounding like the thumb of a clumsy carpenter.
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