Posts Tagged ‘The Last Samurai’

Onward, Suri Ward!

Thursday, 16 August 2012

Wanted to return to shit-ass blogging with something absolutely useless and mundane.  

Here it is:  


That’s right.  Character actor Fred “Remo Williams/Henry Miller” Ward looks like the real father of Suri “Last Samurai” Cruise, the not-so-adorable, spoiled rotten offspring of Tom “Xenu’s #1 Disciple” Cruise and overgrown elf Katie Holmes.  

Sure beats the alternate theory:  THE KID’S FUCKING CHINESE AND NO ONE ADMITS IT. 

Avatard, a mini review

Saturday, 26 December 2009

I googled around and believe I’m the first to say this, but “Jake Sully” the blue protagonist of Avatar, looks a hell of a lot like Elvis Presley.

The movie itself I grade an A+ for breakthrough visual effects and a D for story.  As usual, Cameron’s attention to detail is stunning, he knows how little things make a movie believable.  However the dialogue (mostly between humans) is stunted and lame, and plot-wise this is the second time I’ve watched the anti-American piece of shit Dances with Wolves in another movie (The Last Samurai is the Japanese version).

I saw Avatar in an IMAX 3-D theater.  My head is still pounding like the thumb of a clumsy carpenter.