To kind of set the tone, or at least make my tribute mild by comparison.
I did not make thisand Kirstin Cutts is NOT the one being celebrated here. Cutts was cute, but let fame go to her chin.
While Cutts is attractive she is no…
...Maryann Penzvalto
A librarian from Cleveland, Ohio, Maryann plays the ukelele (aka “uke”) , loves Harry Pottter (insert wand joke) and was on not one but TWO of America’s bestest game shows!
Though I had to have seen her on Jeops in 2018, I didn’t quite remember her, or was too lazy to write down her name at the time.
I really saw her for the first time on Wheel last year.
I remember it very vividly: she wore this orange blouse. It was the first time I ever saw her in a blouse like that. That orange blouse is burned in my memory.
Beauty should be celebrated and so should brains, if they fill out an orange blouse like that. Yay!
Note from Jan 2020: I’m surprised people still read this post and the other Jeopardy! women posts. It’s pointless. I know I’ve written it elsewhere but here it is again: highly intelligent women are not the answer. Sapiosexuals are probably a myth. I don’t care about any of these women, they don’t exist anymore, just like the fool who wrote about them doesn’t exist anymore. Enjoy!
About a year ago I started watching Jeopardy! again. On a good night I get maybe half the answers right, but those good nights are rare. There are too many lakes and Canada questions, plus FUCK OPERA.
For a brief time years ago, I was cataloging Jeopardy! Sexbombs. Not many, a few. A commenter who knew one of the ladies suggested the contestant would not be flattered by my admiration of her ‘giant rack’, or words to that effect. Also, I updated that post last year, regarding being a male sapiosexual and how it won’t help you. I’m too lazy to look.
So: Rachel Lindgren:
This unassuming 26-year-old ‘Fire Lookout’ from Bend, Oregon just does it for me. She’s soft-spoken and incredibly sensuous, especially when she tilts her head ever-so-slightly. Yeah, I’m smitten.
Plus I believe she has a somewhat rockin’ body under those schoolmarm sweaters.
I hope she makes it 5 days so we’ll see her again in the Champions thingy.
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CODA: Well, Rach finally took a shit but made it to 5 days. I don’t expect her to last more than a night during the Champions Week. If there’s one thing Rach taught us, when you’re clueless about the Final, bet small and let your opponents trip over their dicks. Is it a perfect stratagery? Hardly, but it worked for her.
HONORABLE JEPS! MENTION: Flora Leen. Appeared One Night Only. Bigguns, long dark hair, eyes. Her kavorka was even more powerful than R’s.
Still avoiding political “news”, nonetheless, in the immortal words of J. Seinfeld: “I hear things.”
In the past 24 I’ve seen no less than three fakenews promotions seeking the opinions of Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken, one about trans-comic Kathy Griffin being edgy, another about SNL being funnier last season (somewhat true) and the last yet another falsehood for the Trump/Russia meme. It’s truly astonishing leftards are still beating that dead horse which is now a powdered skeleton. No serious voter believes Trump/Russia, nor should they since there’s (still) zero evidence. (Evidence, facts, logic: the Holy Trinity which no liberal argument survives.)
So why the sudden interest in what Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken thinks about anything?
Fakenews is bolstering this doofus for a 2020 presidential run. No, really.
Currently, Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken denies wanting the presidency but that means nothing. If I had the momentum I’d sure as hell do it. Unlike Rabbi Trump, I actually give zero fucks about anything except Making America Great Again, but that’s a rant for another time.
Cosmetically speaking, Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken has no shot at the presidency. Curly Fries hair, stupid fugly smirk, glasses and everyone’s favorite. The bow on the package? Not remotely funny, not even by SNL standards. When Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken traded comedy for politics, he literally had NOTHING to lose.
If Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken had won his 2008 election against Norm Coleman fairly I could leave off here, but the facts are Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Frankenstole that election. If Ann isn’t your cup of tea, google or youtube “Al Franken stole election.”
Whether you lose an election by a single vote, or 725 like Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken YOU STILL LOSE.
Because RINOs didn’t fight Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken’s fraudulent victory, communistcrats were able to pass obozocare.
Hard to decide who’s worse, Republicans for being spineless thots or democrats for existing.
Last week I made the best decision of the year: to shut off news and opinions about news. The autistic screeching from all sides was making me schizophrenic and since there’s nothing I can do about any of it anyway, I’ve lost nothing. I feel much better and it’s freed up a lot of time to ponder.
What I’m left with for entertainment is youtube videos about anything but news, which equals mindless TV; the last major newsie headline I saw was a youtube sidebar about Fuckface Comey being fired.
UPDATE: before I could post this, I accidentally caught another newsie sidebar while looking up H. Ross Perot.
Brad “Chelsea” Manning to Remain on Active Duty, Receive Medical Care After Prison Release
Mentally-ill traitor-to-his-country Manning went on a hunger strike to force the US govt to cut his dick off at taxpayer expense, and they folded. So now, in addition to the government-sponsored 3rd world invasion and deliberately prolonging Middle East wars for fun and profit, we’ve fallen from executing traitors to satisfying their every whim.
The U.S. government is just another mafia, but unlike a real mafia it’s too cowardly and dumb to kill its enemies.
We have drug addicts serving 30 years in prison but child molesters and traitors committing espionage walking free.
I gotta be more careful not to glance at those fucking sidebars.
My young brothers, we failed you. I failed you. As someone nearing a half-century on this Flattest of Earths, I take my share of blame for failing you, as every honest man in the Western World must, for not keeping our women on very short leashes.
Giving women “liberation” has led us to our near-doom.
We had no excuse. Our Nigga Who Art in Greek Heaven Aristophanes knew 400 years before Christ that women are nation-wreckers and must be subdued and controlled.
Our first grievous error was giving women the vote. They did exactly as Aristophanes warned they would. Sentimental and easily manipulated, they started voting en masse for welfare programs which destroyed–not helped–families, made Big Government Master and Pimp and Single Motherhood the new Madonna, even though study after study shows kids raised by single mothers are worse off in every metric.
Our next grievous mistake was allowing women on juries. Men commit the majority of crimes and should be judged by other men, their peers, who are not swayed by sob stories or handsome faces. Before women served on juries, criminals were adequately punished. Now career criminals are released over and over until finally they commit murder, and even then many end up released.
A third grievous mistake was allowing women to whore around as if they were men. Men are biologically wired to sow their seed everywhere. Women are wired to nest and care for offspring. For centuries marriage kept animal instincts in check, providing order and stability, an environment to raise children. Now marriage has been reduced to a legal contract, easily discarded, and the system is rigged against men in every way. The old saying went, “Love alone is not enough to make a marriage.” Now it don’t work at all, not without the order of law. Women in the workplace have become a predictable and preventable disaster. Even without the nonstop shitstorm of drama women bring, standards have to be lowered. You better hope the woman in your local fire department is a bull-dyke who can drag an unconscious 300lb man out of a burning building. Same for police, a 5-foot-nothing feminist elf with a badge and gun is still no match for a biker giant high on bath salts. Women in the military, no matter how fugly, can always find a sperm donor. They watch from the pier, laughing and pregnant, as military vessels they were assigned to sail off on months-long deployments, leaving them to screw around on base. The feminized military—obsessed with social engineering instead of the best ways to win wars—likes single motherhood and dependency. The latest travesty is new submarines designed to accommodate women. Here’s a sneak preview: underwater brothels.
In case you haven’t noticed, feminism stops at heavy lifting. That’s always been. Men (and soon robots) are left to the gruntwork.
I needn’t tell you, brothers, how impossible women have become even to speak to, or most likely get stuck listening to. Even without the twin Orwellian nightmares of political correctness and accusations of rape culture, it’s sheer hell, listening them prattle on about nothing when they should be learning useful skills like cooking and homemaking.
We are in a race against time and we’re losing. Women, and their despicable feminist manginas, are flooding Western nations with foreigners, who come here for welfare. You might think that actual rape culture—meaning muslims—would dissuade Western women from wanting these savages cruising streets our forefathers built: you would be wrong. Women are incapable of rational thinking or taking responsibility for anything.
A woman usually has to reach her 40s to understand how harmful her misguided compassion has been; even at that age many women remain girl-children. Women ARE children and require constant supervision and restraint.
I could tell you the future will be brighter, that men will regain control of nations and put things right, but I refuse to lie. You grew up knowing only porn, waifu pillows and video games. The cellphone has ended communication. Traditions–especially traditional gender roles–are dying. What’s left of the West will be claimed by muslim savages, for matriarchies ALWAYS lose to patriarchies, and the muslim beast, vile and backwards as he is, does not tolerate women disobeying his orders.
We would be better off nuking ourselves before we let women or muslims have the world. At least then the destruction would be justified.
Now that that’s all out of the way and you know the (losing) odds verily I say unto you, in the time we have left: learn MGTOW. Pronounced “MIG-Tau” it stands for Men Going Their Own Way. It isn’t “Men’s Rights,” it’s a way of life where you do what makes YOU happy, and do not sacrifice your time, money and happiness on the altar of feminine vanity and ingratitude.
Rubio isn’t expert enough to recognize countries hoping to survive need strong borders. No need to guess what he’d do as Preezy, he’s already on record for an attempt at amnesty.
“(Trump) praises Putin.”
Trump praises Putin the same way Putin “praises” obozo.
Trump and Putin is a case of ‘Game recognize game.’ Trump can acknowledge the midget k-g-wannabe’s success without being cuckolded and ignored like obozo. Putin will get exactly ONE chance to come correct before President Trump writes his ass off.
“(Trump) doesn’t know what our nuclear triad is!”
How is this an effective selling point? It’s like some guy marching into a bar, pointing to another guy sitting on a stool and shouting, “HEY EVERYONE! THIS GUY DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT QUANTUM MECHANICS!”
Fuckface Rubio doesn’t know what a BORDER is.
No one cares about nukes anyway. They won’t be used, not even by kooks like pakistan and n. korea. The most plausible nuclear attack would be by muslim shitbags detonating a suitcase nuke in the heart of NYC (most likely supplied by iran, supplied by obozo.)
“(Trump says) he’ll be neutral on Israel…”
Assuming this is true, Israel could use a neutral breather after 8 years of being ignored and attacked by the active muslim enemy in the White Mosque. Unlike progmerica, Israel’s government looks after its citizens’ safety and survival.
“Trump claims he knows about China because there’s a Chinese bank in one of his buildings…”
Trump is a global negotiator and expert businessman. Though he’s ‘set for life’ he has thousands of employees counting on him to keep his empire profitable and growing. Trump has to deliver while obozo does not, as the latter has magical dark skin and a treasonous media protecting him.
Do you you think Rube-io or obozo knows more about the way the world really works than Trump? The Chinese bitches sounded off this week over a Trump Presidency. They’re scared, and they should be. Red China is run by an evil regime that murders innocent people only with rice in the background instead of soviet vodka.
“We can’t have a president who knows nothing about foreign policy…”
Trump cannot be a bigger disaster for America than obozo. The last 8 years have been bad for America. Our economy sucks, the border is wide open and racial hatred has exploded, fueled by the White Mosque.
When We The People voted the commie bastards out, their Recucklican replacements did NOTHING to stop the jug-eared tyrant. They failed us at every level. And now punkass Rubio-boto thinks he’s going to win on some vague promise that he knows how the world works? AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
SPOILERS MY ASS, the @#!@#! game has been out for over 5472 hours.
I’ve been playing Batman: Arkham Knight for a few months. The inclusion of the Batmobile has been a mixed blessing. It’s used cleverly in some puzzles and can be an awesome ally, but tedious mandatory tank battles ruin the fun factor somewhat. One youtuber said it best, “I got this game to play as BATMAN, not the Batmobile.”
In a way, the game “cheats.” The Batmobile is difficult to drive and destroys nearly everything in its path, yet can get snagged on a curb or stoop and certain small trees which cannot be run over (but will fall if directly shot). While not a deliberate handicap, the perspective of the Batmobile shrinks almost to the size of a Matchbox car whenever there’s a Missile Lock. Some gamers do better driving in the first person perspective and this stupid feature robs them of it.
Arkham Knight, nearly-perfect in every way, is almost completely ruined by the Cloudburst tank battle. Even set on EASY it’s NOT. A game should be challenging, not infuriating.
Some designers somewhere are patting themselves on the back for making the Cloudburst Tank level next-to-impossible. TANKS FOR NOTHING, DICKWEEDS. What their fellow game creators forgot is that when you piss off gamers to the point they totally give up, they don’t buy future downloadable content.
Fortunately, one gamer has made the Cloudburst battle winnable with little stress. His strategy was perfect except for one missing piece, the coordinates of the Gotham Casino. And here they are: 1938, 2300 approximately. (The casino building has the circumference of a small tower, making it easy to hide behind).
Besides upgrading the armor of the Batmobile I’ve found two upgrades to be essential: the special 60mm cannon shot upgrade which fools Cobra tanks to head for where the shot landed, and the Drone Virus. Half the time the EMP doesn’t do shit, so go with the Virus. Not only can you upload a virus to the smaller tanks but to the Cobra tank as well, most hilarious and satisfying. If the hijacked Cobra wins against another tank, it then conveniently explodes.
I haven’t met the ‘Deathstroke Tank’ yet but am already annoyed it’s in the game. We’ll see.
FEB 18, 2018 UPDATE
The Deathstroke Tank was a massive disappointment, as most of you know by now.
Moving along,I haven’t played any PS4 game in over a year. I don’t plan on buying anything else until the next Batman (or Superman) game and by then there might be a PS5.
I bought all of Arkham’s “extras” and had beaten 90% of the game when the unthinkable happened. When I first got the game I played to get the feel of things and got maybe 2% in, then began a new game in earnest. On the “Are you sure?” save screen, because I had two games saved, the test game and the almost-done game, there was always a choice between the 2% and the 90% complete.
Yep, you guessed it. Erased the wrong one.
I didn’t feel too bad about it since I already knew thanks to the Riddler’s impossible challenges I would never reach the “Full ending” which I watched later on fooltube anyway.
I played the Robin minigame and gave up. Payed the Batgirl game, gave up.
Oh, so one more useful tidbit. The ACE Chemicals courtyard finale is the first time I remember being overwhelmed by tanks as well as the #@!#@! helicopters. After getting my ass kicked repeatedly I thought, Batman is smarter than this, and used a rubber band to lock the controller’s trigger so the minigun was constantly firing. It worked!
So that’s it. I’m sick of buying Walmart corndogs so I’ll be laying off them for a while longer.
The less written about obozo’s BS the better. Grubers gonna grube, everyone else knows he’s an anti-American, taqiyamuslim.
The latest bullplop on 12/06/15 sounded like reassurance for muslim terrorists, who have nothing to fear from the obozo crime syndicate.
The only mention of borders in the entire script: “We’re working with Turkey to seal its border with Syria.”
Nothing about America’s wide-open borders.
Moreover, the vast majority of terrorist victims around the world are Muslim. That’s the only good news. Let them kill each other off. Just not here.
…I am confident we will succeed in this mission because we are on the right side of history.
“Right side of history” is a claim deployed in political debate to delegitimate one’s opponents. It’s one thing to claim that events and social processes are moving in a particular direction, such that this or that goal is likely to be realized. It’s something very different to claim that History is a moral, even metaphysical, force that’s progressing towards a morally desirable conclusion. There’s no reason to believe this at all.”
We should not be drawn once more into a long and costly ground war in Iraq or Syria.
Here obozo is right, but for the wrong reasons. He already let iraq fall into enemy hands, wasted thousands of troops’ lives on the ‘real war’ in crapghanistan, and has no intention of letting the US military defeat his muslim brothers ANYWHERE. Bush43 was gutless and incompetent but not a sworn enemy of the United States like soetoro.
“Let’s not forget that freedom is more powerful than fear.”
More importantly, remember it’s why obozo is working hard to erase American freedom, so people will fear this illegitimate federal mafia more than they already do.
You’re almost out of office, obozo. Not soon enough, but the day is coming.
I was only moved to write about this because I thought the director had been arrested for exercising his right to free speech. Turns out he’s not allowed online because he’s a run-of-the-mill identity thief, which could prove useful since even the “fooled” actors he hired have been fingering him to save their own necks.
Gotta give credit where it’s due, at least this low-life thief had the guts to speak out against the 900-lb bomb-strapped camel in the room when no one else is. While in no danger of winning an Oscar, Innocence of Muslims (the trailer) currently has 14 million views on youtube. Who knows, it might prompt a few more people to find out more about the “real” mohammed.
The no-ballses running the American and other so-called First World governments are trying to wait the ‘muslim problem’ out. Not going to happen. The barbarians are ALWAYS at the gate, and now, in some lands, already inside. If history proves true, there isn’t going to be a muslim Renaissance and/or Enlightenment period in the next 30 years.
Look, I’m telling you this as someone who believes Islam is as legitimate a path to God as any other faith: the only way the world is going to end the jihadist muslim threat is with a promise of complete and utter religicide. There will be no list of “moderate Muslims” to protect and no time to sort it out anyway; when the real revolution begins, “moderate” Muslims are going to be threatened to join with the other kind against the West or be killed.
Start with this gem, an ad for TV Guide which I NEVER GOT TO SEE when it was running all those centuries ago. I agree with the many commenters who wished this was a real song.
There are only two commercials I have never found in all my years of wasting time online. It’s possible they’re part of collections of commercials from different eras people have put on youtube.
The first is an infomercial-quailty commercial for a specialized cutlery set that “carves” foods into objects, including a watermelon whale, beautiful egg people and the excitement in the announcer’s voice reaching an hysterical climax: “THE COLORFUL JOLLY HEN!”
A lot of people probably remember the Colorful Jolly Hen, but it has scant references online, two, I think.
The other impossible-to-find commercial is by AT&T, for a new feature: CALL BLOCKING.
Just press *67
Here’s the commercial from memory:
SCENE: Obsessive argyle-wearing NERD on a landline: (whiny voice) I love you, etc., you can’t stop me, I’ll keep calling and callng and calling…
A HARRIED HOUSEWIFE takes the phone away from her ear and punches * 6-7. At his end the NERD vanishes with an audible pop.
AT&T voiceover guy introduces the new feature: CALL BLOCKING.
Pushy SALEPRICK in cheap suit: MRS. SIMS? May I call you JENNY?
AT&T voice explains how to use *67
SALESPRICK: So how many of my fine products would you like?
The HOUSEWIFE hits the code and the SALESPRICK vanishes like the NERD.
AT&T voice wraps it up.
Now, the best part:
CUT TO: An 80s ROCK REJECT with hair like Pauly Shore sits with his feet on his desk in his room. Behind him on the shelves. among other things, sits a “morning star” mace. A two-string guitar CHORD fiddles in the background.
ROCKER (sounding like a New Yawk wiseguy) HEY-AYYY! Ya DAUGHTER THERE?
The HOUSEWIFE lets him have it.
It’s possible these lost commercials are hidden in compilations of late-90s commercials people have put on youtube. Drop a line if you find or remember them.
Until then:
YEAHHH! We’re coming, we’re coming we’re coming for your young we’re coming, we’re coming screaming at the top of our lungs screaming at the top of our lungs SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF OUR LUUUUNNNNGS….
Passion and shame torment him, and rage is mingled with his grief. - Virgil
The writer is very much capable of such feelings as love, affection, intimacy and caring. These feelings just don't involve anybody else. --bastardized
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