The federal mafia sez: “Let’s give them a taste of the action.”

You’d think no one would complain about a money “gift” being mailed later this year from the happy assholes in DC. The payola is supposed to “stimulate the economy” but, like the weather, the economy is too large a system to even take notice.

You might as well aim a table fan out your window to move clouds.

If this kind of trick ever worked, it would be done all the time. But it’s never worked and never will.

Just how grateful are you that the fed-thugs who take “protection” money in the guise of taxes are throwing you a few coins back?

The really radical idea–letting people keep more of what they earn–displeases the federal mafia: not only are they cheated out of spending what’s not theirs, they can’t waste money by the very the act of taking the money!* “Where’s OUR cut?” is the first thing Big Guv ask every time an entity anywhere turns a large profit.

When you get your bribe check, the DC Dons advise you to spend it right away. It’s like they know people don’t save anything; they’re especially counting on the poor to blow their wad immediately.

I’m ashamed and embarrassed for the USA that it’s come to this.

Half of “my” check has to go right back to those fucks in the form of taxes, and more ironically, the checks themselves will be taxable.

Fuck the federal mafia sideways with no lube. They do it to you. Every day.

* Or in this special case, wasting money before doling it out:  the IRS-holes cost us all 41 million dollars to mail every taxpayer a letter saying they were going to send these checks when for the past several months news of the payoff was repeatedly covered by the media as well as Bush/Congress in multiple announcements. The redundant dopes could’ve sent the same useless letter with the actual checks.

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , ,

4 Responses to “The federal mafia sez: “Let’s give them a taste of the action.””

  1. Digital Howie Says:

    Fuck’n a, my man. If I actually made what my salary is I’d be nigger rich, could afford a better used car and could spend some time getting lap dances at New Orleans Nights. Now, this $600 check I’ll get will cover my HOA dues and a credit card payment. Thank you, D.C. Dons. This generous gift of cash of yours will help but in the long rum the help amounts to a hill of beans. So fuck you and fuck the IRS, the most illegal organization ever created by those assholes in the nation’s capitol, a cesspool of shysters, lawyers, butt lickers, dick suckers, movers and shakers who try to fuck us each and every day, especially the fully-employeed.

  2. moteltodd2 Says:

    Barry Goldwater – a real conservative -hated the IRS as well. In fact they even tried to disqualify him for running for prez in 64 because he was not TECHNICALLY born in the US. I’ll explain: He was born in Arizone in 1908 at the time it was a territory. Arizona became a state in 1912. This anal bullshit is killing us!

    I think the only people who like the IRS are the people who work there.

  3. moteltodd2 Says:

    opps. the above post sounds like it was the IRS making shit about his birth date – that was the election rules or something like that – sorry for the confusion. Haven’t had my coffee yet -hahahha

  4. meatlights39 Says:

    If women had never been allowed to vote, Republicans would’ve won every Presidential race since the 50s except for Goldwater in ’64. Do with this info what you will.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s


%d bloggers like this: