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Star Wars Crapisode VIII

Sunday, 26 November 2017

Well my nigs, if The Phantom Menace was a disastrous date with a beautiful stranger then The Force Awakens was date rape. After seeing the latter I was extra-pissed at having to buy the ticket in advance, in a theater with assigned seating. Never again.

If you’ve seen the trailer for The Last Jedi you already know it’s going to be a bad clone of The Empire Strikes Back. What gave it away? The snow fox, a still frame of a line of parked AT-ATs, and knowing Disney won’t take risks.

I don’t care about any of the characters, new or old. Rey is a poor replacement for Luke. Whether she turns evil or not makes no difference.

Hamill has said he entirely disagrees with the direction they took Luke. My guess is he won’t even leave Irish Island or wherever the fuck he’s hiding until Crapisode 9.

If Finn had been White, you would wonder what his character is even doing there. Same for the new X-wing pilot, who has scenes outside the cockpit yet is less memorable than Wedge or even Porkins.

The trailer also implies that Leia just stands in place on the bridge of a ship while her jug-eared, tantrum-throwing Vader-wannabe son locks missiles on her. TFA did nothing with her character, now she’s CG and it makes no difference.

Anyway, that’s that.

 

 

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Star Trek: Discovery?

Wednesday, 11 October 2017

My new rule is never to put more effort into reviews of things than the creators did creating it. So here are some notes on Star Trek: Discovery.

* Decent effects and acting. Not as politically correct as I thought but still problems.

* The lead is a human Black woman who was raised on Vulcan by–wait for it–Spock’s parents.

* Vulblack is sent out alone in a spacesuit, copying Spock in the first Star Trek movie. They send the show’s lead–second in command–when they have a ROBOT crewmember wearing a Daft Punk helmet on the bridge.

* The Chinese Womancaptain failed to heed Vulblack’s valuable tactical advice for defeating Klingons, advice which should have been readily available to anyone in Starfleet.

* Chinese Womancaptain is killed for being an idiot. Vulblack gets the blame.

* The #1 in Command of the Federation Fleet shows up at the disastrous battle. An arrogant White Guy, his ship is rammed and destroyed.

* In the latest episode, another woman is killed for making a rash decision to bully a massive alien lifeform. Women are bad luck on ships.

* The show’s creators explained the Klingons are “Trump supporters.” For that to be true, the Klingon government would have open orders and be flooding Klingon territory with foreigners.

* The Klingons who yell, “REMAIN KLINGON!” are written by writers who IRL yell,”REMAIN JEWISH!” In other words, only Jews and Asians are allowed to preserve their unique cultures. Everyone else must suffer DIVERSITY, including Klingons.

* Klingons are warriors who find meaning in battle. They don’t need a PC excuse to do anything.

* The writers boasted Discovery would have a Gay in the regular cast. In the first episode they killed of The Gay’s partner. In other words, Gay & Switch.

* For The Record: I am against any non-Vulcan being able to deliver the Vulcan nerve pinch, so Data and Vulblack can cram it. I always assumed the Pinch works like a Taser and only Vulcans could do it due to telepathy.

* There’s so much shit out there it’s not worth getting mad over a single TV show.

* I love this song.  Beautiful for lovers and serial killers alike.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Regarding Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken

Thursday, 1 June 2017

Still avoiding political “news”, nonetheless, in the immortal words of J. Seinfeld: “I hear things.”

In the past 24 I’ve seen no less than three fakenews promotions seeking the opinions of Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken, one about trans-comic Kathy Griffin being edgy, another about SNL being funnier last season (somewhat true) and the last yet another falsehood for the Trump/Russia meme.  It’s truly astonishing leftards are still beating that dead horse which is now a powdered skeleton. No serious voter believes Trump/Russia, nor should they since there’s (still) zero evidence. (Evidence, facts, logic: the Holy Trinity which no liberal argument survives.)

So why the sudden interest in what Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken thinks about anything?

franken face

Fakenews is bolstering this doofus for a 2020 presidential run. No, really.

Currently, Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken denies wanting the presidency but that means nothing.  If I had the momentum I’d sure as hell do it.  Unlike Rabbi Trump, I actually give zero fucks about anything except Making America Great Again, but that’s a rant for another time. 

Cosmetically speaking, Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken has no shot at the presidency. Curly Fries hair, stupid fugly smirk, glasses and everyone’s favorite.  The bow on the package? Not remotely funny, not even by SNL standards.  When Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken traded comedy for politics, he literally had NOTHING to lose.

If Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken had won his 2008 election against Norm Coleman fairly I could leave off here, but the facts are Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken stole that election.  If Ann isn’t your cup of tea, google or youtube “Al Franken stole election.”

Whether you lose an election by a single vote, or 725 like Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken YOU STILL LOSE.

Because RINOs didn’t fight Election Thief/Failed Comedian Al Franken’s fraudulent victory, communistcrats were able to pass obozocare.

Hard to decide who’s worse, Republicans for being spineless thots or democrats for existing.

 

Three Reasons Not to Suicide:

Thursday, 1 June 2017
1)  You’ll spoil your record of perfect attendance.  You’ve been alive since you were born.  Even when you’ve been knocked out cold you were still alive.  You’ve survived chicken pox, the dentist, learning how to ride a bike, maybe even had sex once or twice.  If you kill yourself, that all gets wiped out.
 
2)  Death is not an escape.  You know how life works, it’s the same shit over and over again in different packaging.  Do you really think the Designer of so nefarious a world would provide such an easy way out?  Have you ever tried getting out of a cell phone contract?  It doesn’t have to be the threat of a fiery Hell to stick around either:  you could come back to earth, only with a smaller penis, or as a Siamese twin, sharing a smaller penis.
 
3)  Death is guaranteed.  No one ever got to the ticket window and heard, “I’m sorry, we’re all out of death.”  Death is coming anyway, why pay extra for 2-day shipping?  God only kills happy people.  Make Him do the work.
 
 
There you have it, three reasons not to suicide.  Not very good reasons, but some kind of lubricant is always better than none.
From May 2014

Trump: Hardly Worth It

Friday, 26 May 2017

It’s hardly worth getting upset about Trump. MAGA Trump died after 100 days, so whether Rabbi Trump will or won’t run again in 2020 is irrelevant. If by 2018 construction of The Wall isn’t underway with a solid completion date, Trump will be rendered inert by the mid-terms.

It’s hardly worth making anything Trump does the “last straw.” From here on out it’s nothing but last straws. Trump’s “muslim ban” (which isn’t, it’s a temporary ban on a handful of countries) was blocked by another pissant, corrupt court, based not on law but because they just didn’t like it. 

Still, as President, Trump is 100% to blame. What’s the saying? Ask for forgiveness, not permission. Trump should have enacted whatever ban he wanted and let the quisling vermin sort it out. This isn’t even really a bold move since the President already has the power to ban ANYONE from entering the US.

Alien Ban

Waiting for the Supreme Court to weigh in is a pussy move, and anyway the courts are corrupt from the top down. I expect Gorsuch to be another Roberts, that is, a spineless weakling who goes with the flow. One can hardly blame him, no one has his back, certainly not Trump. As with Roberts, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn of evil forces threatening to prune Gorsuch’s entire family tree. Roberts was but one simp standing in the way of obozocare’s trillion-dollar extortion racket; mere drug dealers have murdered grandchildren in front of grandparents for far less.

Our evil government–and it is evil–would happily look the other way while muslim terrorists went after Gorsuch.

Remember, even a wino who dies in the gutter gets an autopsy while Antonin Scalia, esteemed Supreme Court Justice, didn’t.

That’s not suspicious at all, right?

Better Off Nuked

Monday, 22 May 2017

 

Where to rank Rabbi Trump’s Raytheon Shuffle on the Presidential Scale of Humiliation? Mercifully lower than obozo bowing like a punk to leaders of lesser nations, on par with Bush 43 holding hands and kissing the Saudi King like a faggot.

Western Civilization’s failing caretakers should never legitimize islam, which proves disastrous wherever it dominates. There’s no difference betwixt “radical” islam and any other kind, it’s all sharia. These dumb fucking towels couldn’t even get the oil out of the ground without the White Man’s genius.

While we Trump voters wait for ANY update on the The Wall we won’t be getting (fuck you Paul Ryan and fuck Trump for not getting rid of you) we’re supposed to dance with joy at selling 110 billion worth of deadly hardware to the LAST assholes on Earth who need more weapons, not just saudis, ANYONE in the Shittle East.

This isn’t the 1940s folks, massive new factories hiring thousands of workers to build these weapons will never exist again. If the 110 billion went straight into the pockets of every man, woman and illegal in America it would average $300 bucks, and so what?–American taxpayers fork over 113 billion EVERY YEAR to pay for illegals’ welfare.

Those are the numbers, it’s the human cost that adds injury to insult: we’re selling weapons to these oily fucks which will end up in jihadist hands, and there is no saudi army, it’s OUR troops, Americans, who die fighting for towel “royalty” (or Israel).

Western Civilization continues its downward spiral. There was one last pause, the election of MAGA Trump who died from cancer after only 100 days. The saudis in that gay-ass sword chorus line could’ve beheaded Trump and nothing would change: lunatics run the asylum.

The world would be better off nuked than just given to muslim and feminist swine.

The Dawn of Zen

Saturday, 20 May 2017

When I was a liberal, nothing changed except for the worse.
When I was an anarchist, nothing changed except for the worse.
When I was a Libertarian, nothing changed except for the worse.
When I was a Conservative, nothing changed except for the worse.
When I was a Trump Voter, nothing changed except for the worse.

No matter who’s in charge, taxes go up.
No matter who’s in charge, prices go up.
No matter who’s in charge, freedom fades.
No matter who’s in charge, the bad guys win.

God is in control.
Satan is in control.
You are not in control.

It’s always been this way
Will always be this way

So relax and get those dishes
done.

Obstacles to TrumpWall

Sunday, 14 May 2017

So I’m about halfway through this docu about corrupt NYC cops in the 1980s teaming up with drug kingpins. Many of the actual players are telling their stories. None of them are wearing orange jumpsuits and the main dirty cop’s name pops up all over youtube. He’s apparently a free man and out giving interviews.

Three decades later I wouldn’t be surprised to find the same corruption, only far more sophisticated.

This got me thinking about The Wall aka TrumpWall, but before we get to that, a recap.

I told a friend “my” theory, shared by many, on how/why Trump is compromised. His response was that since Trump never took drugs or drank, he would be too smart to be caught on hidden camera screwing under-aged (or legal) whores.

As Fox Mulder might say, “I want to believe.” My friend’s argument is slightly boosted by Trump’s having expressed presidential ambitions since the 1980s, but not enough for me to tip my tinfoil fedora.

Pepe Tinfoil Fedora

The alternative to Trump Blackmail is equally bad: that he’s fucking dumb. The optics of moving daughter Ivanka–who being a woman knows nothing about politics–and the even-worse son-in-law into the White House reeks of nepotism and weakness. Fuckface Kushner has ZERO useful political experience and is there for no other reason than he married into the fam; he’s a liberal fucking democrat and agent of George Soros, sworn enemy of the USA.

Okay, so TrumpWall.

TRUMP WALL.jpg

The otherwise worthless Colin Powell had at least one great quote:

“Government project? Double the time and triple the cost.”

Construction of The Wall, if built at all, will likely be dragged out till the end of Trump’s first term, which his enemies hope will be his last. If Trump doesn’t get the Wall built, he is almost guaranteed to lose in 2020.

As for TrumpWall’s cost, I lifted a paragraph from the wiki about Boston’s disastrous Big Dig and modified it.

TrumpWall was the most expensive defense project in US history, and was plagued by cost overruns, corruption, deliberate delays, design flaws, drone mishaps, environmental nuisance lawsuits, harassment by the Mexican Army, charges of poor execution, use of substandard materials, accusations of xenophobia, criminal arrests and several deaths.

The project was originally scheduled to be completed in 2020 at an estimated cost of $21 billion, however, “Wall 1.0” as it is informally called, was completed only in November 2027, at a cost of over $77 billion. CNN estimated the project will ultimately cost $400 billion dollars, including interest, and that it would not be paid off until 2199. As a result of lawsuits and design flaws, TrumpWall will probably end up costing $900 trillion-billion dollars when complete and by the nature of the project, will never be completed.

America’s reluctance/cowardice to execute criminal illegals now translates to TrumpWall  being deprived of the necessary manpower or defense capabilities to make it work.

Thanks to the illuminating documentary on police corruption + knowing the shit show that is human nature, we can expect any wall to have deliberate design flaws suggested by the Mexican drug cartels which run Mexico.

Were it only up to Trump Voters to fund and Build The Wall, it would be done by the end of 2018.  With our globalist government of tyrants running D.C. it will be done never.   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anti-White American Gods

Friday, 12 May 2017

I tried reading American Gods long ago and only made it a few pages. The premise sounded promising but I couldn’t get past the protagonist’s stupid name, “Shadow Moon.” Amazon reviews assured it’s yet another regurgitation of the same left-wing horseshit you can suffer anywhere else. 

FF to 2017 and the American Gods TV series. Shadow Moon is played by a 100% Black dude when in the novel he’s shaded more like Obozo. The author, Neil Gaiman, approved of this change. Why wouldn’t he, when the studio handed him bulging sacks with ‘$’ printed on them?

In the first episode of two released so far, S. Moon starts out in prison. He has a dream where his wife appears and lo, she’s lily-white. Of course.

I’m so tired of this shit, the in-your-face Black Man/White Woman pairings. It’s not incidental and it’s not making the best casting choice. If Shadow Moon was made Black (isn’t naming a Black person Shadow RAYSISS?) to ramp up Diversity, why not employ a Black actress to be his wife? Black women are equally unhappy with these unlikely couples, and should be.

The first episode was passable. Artsy, well-shot but plodding with a simpleton script. You can already tell any Big Reveals later are not going to make up for time invested watching.

Hollywood doesn’t try to temper its Anti-White bias anymore. Every single White person in the first episode is one or a combination of callous, murderous, psychotic, adulterous or raysiss. The one exception is Ian McShane, but
1) his character is central to the story
2) he’s older than bone dust and therefore not a threat.

If the first episode was standard anti-White fare, the second hammers the message home, beginning on A SLAVE SHIP. Slave porn, never depicted for any reason but to enrage Blacks in real life.

One of the slaves makes a prayer to a CG spider, who then appears in the cargo hold as Orlando Jones wearing a plaid pimp-suit, a god named Anansi aka Mr. Nancy.

With his patented bulging bug-eyes and snarls, Jones delivers a hate-Whitey speech worthy of any SJW dignitary, only more deft and literate. Your life is a living hell, Black Man, 400 years, nothing is ever your fault. The only thing missing was a slave wearing a Black Lives Matter t-shirt.

A truly concerned African god might appear before the African kings who enslaved and sold their own people and warn them to stop. Nancy’s solution is to free the original supplicant from his chains and command all the slaves to riot, turning the slave ship into a burning failboat where everyone dies, proving Nancy’s an even bigger asshole than the slave-owners.

Most TV isn’t worth writing a single word about. I wrote this mainly to test my keyboard’s batteries. The new batteries appear to be working.

What Happened to Trump?

Thursday, 13 April 2017

My theory on why Trump has turned on his loyal MAGA base in less than 100 days:

Blackmail.

Trump at one time claimed friendship with Jeffrey Epstein, a vile billionaire with a penchant for under-aged girls, who was convicted and did actual time for it. The Epstein / Trump connection was left untouched during the election because Bill-Clinton-is-a-Rapist has much stronger ties to Epstein.

Since Trump’s win, the existence of the Deep State has finally been acknowledged (with a little help from Snowden and Assange) to the point even the average gruber knows what it is. But in case anyone missed it, the Deep State is a catchall term for any or all shadow government entities operating above the law and under the radar with limitless resources. The NSA, DHS and CIA are the most well known, but if you’re paranoid like I am, the Deep’s depths include a weaponized FBI, NASA, EPA and organizations most don’t know exist.

Without getting too tinfoil-y, the tech that is known to the public is just the tip, surveillance (and other) technology is far more powerful and advanced than will be admitted. It’s reasonable to believe in 2017 the US government is capable of reading and recording every American text, tweet, blog, broadcast, phone conversation and letter FOREVER. The next milestone will be the ability to monitor all communications worldwide. They can’t admit this because it would make them responsible for failing to stop every terrorist attack, which they wouldn’t do anyway because it would lessen the value of fear.

Assume also somewhere in the bowels of the Deep State the demonic successor of J. Edgar Hoover collects every scrap of information–by legal means and otherwise–on those seeking power. He/she/they would be fools not to. Armed with this information it wouldn’t matter who makes it to the WH as the new neutered Trump is proving.

Trump’s political ambitions go back to the 1980s. Few remember he lightly tested presidential waters in 2000. His Deep State “Permanent Record” (one to make Principal Skinner proud) likely started when he first became a wealthy presence in New York City.

My theory—I repeat, only a theory, there is no proven evidence—is there exists a video of Donald Trump having sex with a minor, recorded by the Deep State or even bastardo creep Jeffrey Epstein himself, who may have cameras set up all over his private island for his own use/blackmail.

I love Trump and don’t want to believe (any of) this, but with my limited imagination the only other evidence on par in awfulness with statutory rape would be a video of Trump murdering someone.

Trump does have other weaknesses, like endlessly seeking approval and adoration. His enormous ego, a great source of confidence and power, paradoxically has skin thinner than rice paper. It’s possible unelected rat-bastard-in-law Jared Kushner, wielding a Thermos of Ivanka’s tears over an UNPROVEN chem attack on Syrian babies, has warped Trump’s judgement, but nepotism or sentimentality is just not as believable as blackmail.

Trump couldn’t be bought, and he’s certainly used to endless abuse. The phony harassment and rape cases thrown at him during the election were fake news bullshit, and when he said–and meant–the right things to nullify Pussygate, Establishment asswipes on both sides couldn’t believe their last dirty trick failed.

But this other thing?

It’s blackmail. Trump has likely been told if he doesn’t play along with the Deep State criminals, neocons and neocohens he will be destroyed and forced to resign in disgrace. He has no other reason to reverse MAGA.

It’s blackmail.