Better Satanists than muslims

Some nowhere town in Minnesota is allowing a Satanic monument in a veteran’s cemetery, probably the most exciting thing to happen there since cheese.

Remember the kid who ate Elmer’s glue for attention in kindergarten?  A Satanist is him all-growed-up:  harmless characters who are by and large atheists.

The most offensive thing about this story is the designation of a “free speech zone”.

This is the free speech zone:

 

I would rather have a Satanic monument in any cemetery than muslim relics.

Who’s worse for society? Child-raping goat-fucking terrorists or people wearing black eyeliner?

 

 

What Happened to Trump?

My theory on why Trump has turned on his loyal MAGA base in less than 100 days:

Blackmail.

Trump at one time claimed friendship with Jeffrey Epstein, a vile billionaire with a penchant for under-aged girls, who was convicted and did actual time for it. The Epstein / Trump connection was left untouched during the election because Bill-Clinton-is-a-Rapist has much stronger ties to Epstein.

Since Trump’s win, the existence of the Deep State has finally been acknowledged (with a little help from Snowden and Assange) to the point even the average gruber knows what it is. But in case anyone missed it, the Deep State is a catchall term for any or all shadow government entities operating above the law and under the radar with limitless resources. The NSA, DHS and CIA are the most well known, but if you’re paranoid like I am, the Deep’s depths include a weaponized FBI, NASA, EPA and organizations most don’t know exist.

Without getting too tinfoil-y, the tech that is known to the public is just the tip, surveillance (and other) technology is far more powerful and advanced than will be admitted. It’s reasonable to believe in 2017 the US government is capable of reading and recording every American text, tweet, blog, broadcast, phone conversation and letter FOREVER. The next milestone will be the ability to monitor all communications worldwide. They can’t admit this because it would make them responsible for failing to stop every terrorist attack, which they wouldn’t do anyway because it would lessen the value of fear.

Assume also somewhere in the bowels of the Deep State the demonic successor of J. Edgar Hoover collects every scrap of information–by legal means and otherwise–on those seeking power. He/she/they would be fools not to. Armed with this information it wouldn’t matter who makes it to the WH as the new neutered Trump is proving.

Trump’s political ambitions go back to the 1980s. Few remember he lightly tested presidential waters in 2000. His Deep State “Permanent Record” (one to make Principal Skinner proud) likely started when he first became a wealthy presence in New York City.

My theory—I repeat, only a theory, there is no proven evidence—is there exists a video of Donald Trump having sex with a minor, recorded by the Deep State or even bastardo creep Jeffrey Epstein himself, who may have cameras set up all over his private island for his own use/blackmail.

I love Trump and don’t want to believe (any of) this, but with my limited imagination the only other evidence on par in awfulness with statutory rape would be a video of Trump murdering someone.

Trump does have other weaknesses, like endlessly seeking approval and adoration. His enormous ego, a great source of confidence and power, paradoxically has skin thinner than rice paper. It’s possible unelected rat-bastard-in-law Jared Kushner, wielding a Thermos of Ivanka’s tears over an UNPROVEN chem attack on Syrian babies, has warped Trump’s judgement, but nepotism or sentimentality is just not as believable as blackmail.

Trump couldn’t be bought, and he’s certainly used to endless abuse. The phony harassment and rape cases thrown at him during the election were fake news bullshit, and when he said–and meant–the right things to nullify Pussygate, Establishment asswipes on both sides couldn’t believe their last dirty trick failed.

But this other thing?

It’s blackmail. Trump has likely been told if he doesn’t play along with the Deep State criminals, neocons and neocohens he will be destroyed and forced to resign in disgrace. He has no other reason to reverse MAGA.

It’s blackmail.

Why can’t we just kill these two?

When I read something like this I seriously question why we don’t just kill the vermin.  

There is no hope here, no light to their eyes. They’ll commit similar crimes again.  In fact,   

Police said Rodriguez was already on parole for 2nd-degree assault before the incident.  

For those who think death too harsh a sentence, they could have easily killed the victim.

I was going to post some info on recidivism, but decided fuck it.  I don’t want to share the world with vermin like this.  Kill them. For the greater good.  Nothing else need be said.

 

 

 

We should fear muslims, and they shouldn’t be here

I was having a pleasant day until I got an email going into detail about some kind of terrorist attack.  By muslims!  Can you believe it?

The only surprise left is that there are still people surprised when mohammedan asslifters do what they do best.  

Don’t look to the kenyan for leadership:   he is one of THEM. His predictable answers are to ban guns and refuse to call an attack by muslims anything but ‘workplace violence.’  obozo is like a reverse exterminator who brings handfuls of bugs into your home.  OUR home.

The Washington Compost, like all of the other libmedia shitlickers, is more worried about American muslims (two words that should never go together) feeling “uncomfortable.”

One female asslifter in the propaganda piece said it all:  “Everything boils down to, ‘We should fear Muslims. And they shouldn’t be here.’ ”

Amen.

 

 

Prediction-y Guesses for Star Wars 7

I don’t like the subtitle.  “THE FORCE AWAKENS” promises some stupid shit/tampering with the Force concept, just like midichlorians.

Yoda, Darth Vader, Emperor, Boba Fett will all be in it: oh, c’mon, these guys ARE Star Wars. They’ll be back in dreams / flashbacks / computer holofiles and they sure as hell will be back as TOYS.  (Yaay!)

Slow-motion lightsaber shit: rehashing of specific and popular violent special effects of the last 10 years, particularly the slowed-to-a-crawl-then-sped-up attacks from 300.  I also expect the ‘lightwhip’ to show up. If you don’t know what that is, congrats on having a life.

Droid’s Eye View: we get to see how R2 and 3PO see the world.  Do info and numbers run across their viewports like the Terminator’s?  Who can know?  Or care?  Besides me?

Android: Droids that look exactly like humans (at least one).

Jedi Wookie: there is one in the novels (though the novels are being ignored) and it would be cool; (don’t kill Chewie, either.)

Planet(s) will die: the director destroyed two planets already in Star Trek.  All bets are off.

Superweapon Mania: if it’s not Death Star 3.0 it will be very close to it, or multiple smaller Death Stars.

THE ARTIFACT:  Hitchcock called it the McGuffin, either way it’s an object to build a movie around.

Endless chase scene:  a battle to end all battles that starts in space, goes to atmosphere/sky, then ocean/swamps on speeder bikes, then….

Tatooine: it’s expected.

Dagobah: someone else has to visit THE CAVE to foresee the plot of Star Wars 8

Hoth: maybe.

Endor: no.

The Jedi Academy:  very likely.

References to anything prequel-related: present but hopefully extremely limited

A subtle insult to George Lucas for “ruining” Star Wars with the prequels and endless tampering with Eps. 4-6: we can only hope.

Darth Maul:  probably not the actual Darth Maul, but a Zabrak, the alien race Darth Maul was/is.

Jabba the Hutt/Hutts:  probably not the actual Jabba, but a Hutt, the alien race Jabba was/is.

Losing more limbs: heroes will be losing limbs and getting robot limbs.

Offspring of Luke or Han/Leia turning to Dark Side: likely, if there is no Sith element, this, will be…this…will be…

Sith: 80% likely to appear, 100% via “holocron.”

Death of Jar Jar Binks: this is more of an intensely strong suggestion than prediction. Having Jar Jar die a horrible, fiery (but “heroic”) death would add an additional half-billion to what will likely be the first movie to top 2 billion dollars.

Politics: I pray the story stays just that: a story from, “A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….”  

Fans/nerds will be reading shit into it and seeing things that aren’t there no matter what, so PLEASE no “hard-hitting” fucktarded messages about saving the environment, bullshit global warming, the evils of greed (Hi Disney), etc.

PRE-PLANNED FAN RAGE:  the creators will deliberately fuck up something sacred to enrage fans and then leak it early, which will in turn provide millions in free advertising.

 

Semi-humble take on VP debate

Watched the VP debate because I’d already jacked off earlier.  

Biden clownish but somewhat effective.  Ryan not as polished as expected; should’ve punched harder, especially when you only get one shot.

The Kenyan attended the wedding of the moderator 20 years ago.  Maybe it means nothing, but you can bet your ass the lamestream-media jerkoffs would be crying foul if it was Romney who knew the mod in the same scenario.

Why was it a big deal that Ryan didn’t have “budget details” when His Majesty has never passed a budget his entire time in office?

Biden looked foolish, trying to justify his faith as a “pro-choice Catholic”.  Why stop there?  Be an anti-cannabis stoner and multi-racial klansman.

Conservatives look like idiots when they claim to desire smaller government yet push the abortion issue.

Liberals look like idiots when they claim a woman has a right to control her own body and that the relationship between a woman and her doctor is “sacred”.  Do any of you ladies believe that they believe you have a right to control your own bodies?  If so, try lighting up a joint or selling your pussy.

Abortion is a moot campaign issue anyway, meaning no President could overturn Roe v. Wade if s/he tried.  The “supreme” court is shit now anyway; enemies of the people.

Biden kept saying RESPONSIBILITY over and over, but only when referring to the Afghans taking over “defense” of their terrible country.  Ryan didn’t say it either, but it was extremely odd to hear a taxocrat saying it.  Since when does the Party of Victimhood endorse RESPONSIBILITY for anyone?

Neither side won any converts.  

Revolution is still imminent, ten years or less.

It’s Too Late

I have no fans, and that’s fine with me. Much has happened since I last picked up the keyboard for more regularly blogged bullshit. As filmed, the story would be minor happy events in an overall tragedy as opposed to some bloodless low points in a comedy. Sounds about right for almost everyone.

I’m slowly dying of some rare blood disease that damages only the kidneys. Really, I wish my kidneys would fail already. I would quietly collect SSD and get dialysis 3 times a week if it meant not having to ever work again, facing the ugliness of the human race every fucking day.

There are still a few good things left in life:  Oreos, cannabis, taking a shit, internets, reading history, jacking off. There are even hookers that will come to your door!

Contrary to what salesfolk are forever claiming, there is a time when nothing you do or try or buy will save your sorry ass. That time is called “It’s Too Late” and for me, it’s already here. I never try to tally up the reasons I have to live another day, there really aren’t any. I’ve abandoned this life…the mp3 player is still counting the song from both ends but the music stopped long ago.

I told the Guru I HATE God, but I told him in an email.  No response.  That was years ago.  When he does answer it’s usually with, “Have you tried meditating?”  He’s not being a smartass.  God is.

Sadly, there is no Satan to worship. Don’t matter who you cry out to; no god—good or evil—returns messages.

I want to get black t-shirts made with IT’S TOO LATE right across the chest in bright yellow. More than any demon, those words frighten people, with truth.

Educating Christopher, Part One

The latest comment on my post “A small example of why government sucks and will continue to do so” was from Christopher P., a high school student:

i have read all the post well because in school they teach yu about how the sysytem is good yeah my ass. i am a student in highschool and i cant even find a job but yet everyone (older people) are telling me its so easy to find a job yeah its cuz their taking all the fucking jobs the economy needs to shot up send me a message and let me know what you think my mind is always open for new thoughts

Chris, the first thing that came to mind is to send to you a link to one of best pieces I’ve ever read regarding government, work, school and life itself, by a libertarian talk radio host…

The Neal Boortz Commencement Speech

Read it until you are confident you understand it, then get back to me.

I will then endeavor to write an Educating Christopher, Part Two, with my own thoughts.

My heart drips with desire for the 2010 Strawberry Festival Queen

It’s been a horrific week in countless ways.

In other words, all systems Normal.

But then I saw this photo in the local paper, and allowed myself to be FASCINATED by the 2010 Strawberry Festival Queen.  Actually, that’s a lie, I “allowed” nothing and had no choice.

I can’t take my eyes off her.  She’s everything at once:  beauty, youth, sex, power, but also humor.

Why do I feel this way about this photo?  Like so many in the age of mouse-click I’ve seen thousands and thousands of female faces, some pretty, most not; in the end all of them about as memorable as doorknobs.

How terrifying when the blind, tattered heart, in the lone seed of a single moment, truly sees…

It’s times like this I wish I was the Lord of Darkness.

Not the true Lord of Darkness, but his son, the red-skinned devil beast from the movie Legend.

What Strawberry Queen wouldn’t love a demon the color of strawberries, dipped to the waist in the liquid hot chocolate of DESIRE?

It’s a shit-horrible feeling to not be the man you need to be, at the right time.

I wish this was a joke.

This image is WTF